Doing a Toby

A self centred, arrogant and somewhat annoying act. Fuled by self indulgence super uber coolness and an unhealthy love for oneself. Generally spawned in the Cranborne area and can be seen stretching out a dang as far as Wimborne town.
Do not approach anyone who is about to do a Toby as the sheer uber coolness may cause one to internally combust.

I was up the Inn On The Chase last night. Outside I saw a flash of light and explosion of sheer and utter coolness.
When the uber cool smoke had gone it revealed the coolest thing I had ever seen in my life.
Boy o boy that Toby Thorne really knows allaboutdoingatoby...
Hey you guys did you see how fucking cool I am you should really learn all about doing a Toby. I'm so smoking hot right now you guys! And I'm probably the most mature guy you'll ever meet.

Tobi

A person with a chode. Usually mentally retared and in a vegitate state. Do not approach a tobi or he might undress and try to give you oral sex.

Guys can I come with you?
No way! You're a tobi!

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Toby McDonough

1. the youngest of the McDonough clan

2. 1/5 of an elite group of supermodels known as Before You Exit

3. too cool for a chill night in Jersey selfie

Toby McDonough? Nah son more like a snapback and swag.

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Toby time

Time spent relaxing by yourself and generally being anti social.
Generally accompanied by salt baths, dinners by yourself and poetry. All by yourself.
Could also be said to be 'me time'.

John: "Tracy. What are you doing this weekend? Want to come to our xmas in July party?"
Tracy: "Thankyou but no thankyou. They boyfriend is out so im going to have some toby time."
John: "Tracy, you are so deep and in tune with your emotions"

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Tobi Vail

"Riot Grrrl"/ former drummer of the band Bikini Kill. She was also in many other bands including: Bikini Kill, Chopped Liver, Doris, The Feebles, Frenchie and the German Girls, ex-Gene Defcon, The Go Team, Mary Lou Lord (guest), My New Boyfriend, Phranc (guest), Severed Lethargy, Spray Painted Love.

She is one of the contributors/founders of BAB (Bands Against Bush) and Ladyfest

Tobi Vail is an amazingly intelligent human being.

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ticci toby

Twitchy bitch who is a creepypasta that uses a hatchet to dismember and slaughter victims

H-hi! I'm Toby.....T-ticci Toby!

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toby woods

A “Toby Woods” is a great friend with a great personality a “Toby Woods” is easily better than a “Harvey Woods”. A “Toby Woods” is also very funny and likeable if you know a “Toby Woods” you probably know a very funny and also likeable gentleman named “Brogan” or “maathusan”. I

Do you know Toby Woods? he’s a good guy.