Tom

Tom is a really great guy and if you know a Tom, you might be the luckiest person in the world! Tom is always good looking and never fails to look bad, even on their darkest days. Tom is happy, even when they are having a hard time. He's caring and never fails to bring a smile to one's face and whenever one of his friends are down, he always finds a way to spontaneously cheer them up! In general, Tom is a great guy!

Girl 1: "You know that really cute guy who always asks if you're ok?"

Girl 2: "Yeah, Tom?"
Girl 1: "He's really cool, don't you think?"
Girl 2: "Yeah, i know! He's also super cute!"

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tom

a kid that knows too much about minecraft

tom shut up

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Tom

tom is autism

Hi how are you?
I am good but i went to the doctors and they said i got diagnosed with tom.
Unlucky.

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Tom

A more than average autistic child, they have a tendency to stick a finger up their asses and then stick the poop covered probe in their mouth. They always are fat, dumb and have a short fat penis. Toms also have 3 butt holes so that their Dad, Grandpa and older brother can fuck them all at the same time.

Hey! Tard Guard! There's a Tom on the loose!!!

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Tom

A man of great intelligence, one who can write from his heart and soul. Polite and does not use "text language". Usually talented in some place, let it be singing, dancing, writing, speaking etc. Also usually very attractive.

Also known as the guy that created MySpace. Some like to say "F**K YOU TOM" when MySpace breaks down, but not all Tom's created MySpace and decided for it to break down.

Girl One: "Wow that tom is gorgeous."
Girl Two: "I agree, he is pretty smokin'. I heard that he is really intelligent and can write."

Girl One: "Ohh, just what I want in a guy. I also heard that a tom is ussually talented. Maybe this one is?"
Girl Two: I wish I had a TOM

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tom

The faggot that owns myspace.Most people blame him for everything bad happening to them.And after all,he is a fag,how come he has the most friends in myspace.

Tom killed tupac.
He killed Elvis Presley too and he is the reason for the destruction of the ozone layer.

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tom

someone who steals all the sexy people. likes to have kinky times with people named chris and jonny. Watch out for tom hes a thief

Watch out tom might get him

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