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A gang of some bad ass mother fuckers getting and staying noided
Damn I heard cade was in tote gang
totes tooma = totally talking out of my ass
Admitting that what I just said was mostly made up, and said with more confidence than it deserved.
totes = totally
tooma is akin to tooya = talking out of your ass
I answered that vests are better than gloves because there's more blood in your chest than your hands. But I was totes tooma.
Vagina, pussy; a term defining the perfect fit for a bone hammer. -Tomphanie/Randa
Man I slammed that bone tote hard last night!
A phrase blurted out when one person is in agreement with another person. It is usually replaces "I agree" or "That is a favorable statement that tickles me in a way that I enjoy" in a conversation. A user of this phrase is commonly blind drunk and likes everything at the time of the phrase usage, which leads to a overwhelming over use of the phrase in a small span of time. A bout of "Totes McGoats" usually ends with passing out cold or is impeded by vomit, disallowing the audible usage of the phrase or any other coherent words.
Subject A - "I love you man!"
Subject B - "Totes McGoats!"
Subject A - "But not in a gay way, not that there is anything wrong with that"
Subject B - *Inaudible response due to vomiting into a cowboy hat*
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girl: have u seen kim kardashians feet when she was pregnant?
boy: no
girl: u should it is totes hilar
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A quote bad enough to be emblazoned on a Lulu Lemon tote bag.
Life is full of setbacks. Success is determined by how you handle setbacks.
Man, what a "tote quote."
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