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An affliction that makes a person blurt out farts involuntarily. Usually brought on by poor dietary choices the night before that may include the Killer B’s: Burritos, Beer, and Bourbon. Only 5% of this type of Tourette’s may include spatter/leakage, but that percentage has been known to fluctuate. Unlike true Tourette’s, anal Tourette’s is a temporary syndrome that can be easily remedied.
J: How are you feeling today?
S: I’ve been better. I haven’t left the bathroom much today as I’m suffering from Anal Tourette’s.
A sports fan who yells, makes noisy, load absurd gestures during a pivotal moment or when their team scores. Usually flailing arms, some jumping around, and talking to themselves or to the TV is involved.
This guy has Sports Tourette's. Every time KC scores, he gets load and obnoxious.
A person with Internet Tourettes is characterized by an uncontrollable urge to blurt out random messages in the form of a comment, an image, a gif, or a video.
Whether or not these messages are appropriate in any sort of context is up to said person.
Generally, this term can be applied to a wide array of people, but in most cases, it can be boiled down to two distinct types:
1. A shitposter who replies in an exaggerated way to a post for the sake of comedy.
2. A crazy person who immediately derails an otherwise normal conversation with utter nonsense for no (obvious) reason.
1. "We can't ever have a normal group chat, because every time Tom posts anything serious, George comes in with his Internet Tourettes and spams shitposts that have no relation to the conversation."
2. "Whenever I post a cute cat picture on Facebook, my friend with Internet Tourettes just HAS to chime in with conspiracy theories about the moon landing."
A guy named Danny who is known for drinking beer, cussing, being angry, and having tourettes syndrome. You can find him on YouTube.
Tourettes Guy: (affixing an outlet cover on to a wall) Aww yeah, the Macho Man's gonna eat your ass!!!
Tourettes Guy is so fucking hilarious!
Uncontrolable spastic movements that acapella group members make while performing.
That beatboxer's acapella tourette's are really out of control this semester.
epic auto-correct fail on iphone when trying to type Haha.
random word picked by iphones auto correct feature.
aka: Habsburg
Brenda: Dude this IM is showing you on and off then on and offline again...I think it's tripping.
Richard: Habsburg
Brenda: Habsburg? WTH?
Richard: Hahahahahaha sorry stupid autocomplete.
Brenda: I think you have iphone tourettes...HABSBURG!
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the process of using like after every 3 words.
Sally: So like I went to like the mall yesterday and bought like three or five like useless things.
Mike: Bitch you've got simile tourettes.
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