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A cloth or wash rag with a slit cut into the center. A man would then slide his dick into the slit right before ejaculating. During ejaculation, the man would catch the semen with the excess material surrounding the slit.
This device is used for simple cleanup during masterbation or during sexual intercourse.
Can also be used to remove ejaculate from the surface of many items or people(s).
Guy: Man, I have to head home.
Friend: Already? Why are you in such a rush?
Guy: I have to do a load of Gentleman Towel
Friend: Oh shit, your out? Yeah, hurry home.
UnPaper Towels are
reusable cloth towels that are
useful for cleaning up spills
and wiping off counters.
They wash and dry beautifully.
A perfect paper towel
replacement that is
eco-friendly and cost effective.
A dozen will hold up for a
year or more.
Please use the UnPaper Towels to clean up that spill.
Shorts made from beach towels. See Showels
Grab your towel shorts and let's go to the beach!
A sports towel one waves and twirls in the air, usually at a sporting event, anticipating a rally by the home team or building hype before a game.
We were waving our rally towels as the bases were loaded with no outs and Derek Jeter was at the plate.
Indirectly sending a cock pic to a girl, done by getting out the shower and wrapping up right in a towel with your meat outlined
That girl Mac sent the towel pic to has been seen by his whole church, now the cops are involved.
A towel that someone and/or two people use to cleanup cum that is created when they masturbate and/or have sex.
Guy 1: " Hey, what's that on your sofa?"
Guy 2: "Oh, that's my cleanup towel"
The towel kept by your computer to clean up bodily fluids escaping your body due to the internet.
I like to hide my internet-towel in the desk drawer to avoid questions from mom.