libertarian traffic jam

When drivers ignore the rules of the road and cause accidents. delays, accidents that results in in a traffic jam. Sometimes happening in times of mass panic like a natural disaster.

A complete lack of order, regulations, or rules that results in a disaster.

Oh great here comes a Libertarian Traffic Jam.

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Truman Show Traffic

When trying to get to your destination by car and every alternate route you try is jam-packed with bumper-to-bumper traffic, especially during rush-hour.

Boss: Why were you late this morning, Johnson?

Johnson: Truman Show Traffic, sir. I tried six different ways to get here, and each time I ran into heavy congestion.

Shanghai traffic jam

When the train doors about to close on a crowded train and that very last second you scream at the top of your lungs "Shanghai Traffic jam" and squeeze yourself in the train.

John is such a gaijin smash by screaming Shanghai traffic jam in the morning on the Yamamote line.

Catch You In Traffic

The act of finding your foe out an about, especially while driving, ready to throw fists at any given moment.

As CoTy rolls up into traffic,
"Nigga I knew I would catch you in traffic, come on threw so we can throw some fists like woo wooo wwwoopin that ass!"

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Cut off - traffic

Intentionally blocking a driver's access to his desired lane.

You are cut off - traffic -wise, when you notice that the lane you're in is slowing and the lane beside you is clear, you put on your blinker but the son-of-a-two-bit-thief-whore behind you accelerates and pulls around without signalling.

He has thus "cut you off" from your rightful place in traffic, since inevitably the cars behind him will follow his example and you are hopelessly stuck in the slower lane.

***This is not to be confused with purely idiotic driving. There are many situations where slower moving traffic moves into your lane ahead of you. This may cause you to be cut off by those behind you, but the act of getting in front of someone who is going faster than you is not so malicious as it is plain idiocy.

Please, use this term correctly. There is a special place in hell for people who intentionally cut off other people when clearly that person wanted to use the next lane as well.

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Slovakian Traffic Cone

The Slovakian Traffic Cone (or STC) is a sexual activity involving a large, preferably yellow, traffic cone. The cone doesn’t have to be Slovakian in origin, but it is highly recommended. Their are two people needed, a “giver” and a “mixer.” The steps to perform this act are as follows:

1. The “mixer” lays face down on a bed/the floor and puts their rectum/urethra in the air (both holes work for girls, only the recum works for boys.)

2. The top of the traffic cone has lube put on it and it is then shoved in the hole of choice by the “giver” or some other guy/gal/person.

3. The “giver” proceeds to piss, shit, cum, puke, blow snot, bleed and put earwax into the cone. (Not all of these need to be done but all can be done.) The bleeding is normally done via a cut in the groin area.

4. When all is in the cone, a plunger is used to push the mixture into the hole of choice.

5. The “mixer” then puts the dirtt cone on their head, before sitting on the “givers” chest and taking laxatives.

6. The “mixer” shits the mixture on the “giver.”

That’s the basics of it, but there is also more “specific and specialized” versions. These include the “Dyonisus Special,” the “Horn of Plenty,” the “Massive Maud,” and the “Holy Grail.”

I had some dumb broad give me a Slovakian Traffic Cone.

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British Traffic Cone

A nigga from Britain who’s dick is uncircumcised.

My nigga will got a british traffic cone.