jizz tree

A jizz tree is the term for the Bradford Pear tree (Pyrus calleryana) whose flowers emit a smell like semen.

Comedian Bob Kelly once puked when smelled his mic screen after it was smeared with flowers from jizz tree.

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ugly tree

The species of flora from which ugly people come

Look at that whore she musta fell out of the ugly tree, hit every branch and twig on the way down, smacked her head on the ugly rocks, got mauled by the ugly bear, dragged through the ugly forest, tossed in the ugly river and floated out towards the ugly sea

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Team Trees

Team trees is a trend where a organisation that goes by the name of National Landcare Program. They have to goal of reaching 20,000,000 (20 million) trees by 2020. People can help by donating $1 which = 1 tree.

Person 1: "Did you hear about Team Trees?"
MrBeast: "Yeah, I donated $100,000 to it.

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miss tree

Miss Tree, is what you you search all your life for Answer To. She will confound you ,make you feel like an idiot ,Amaze & confuse you.Most of all she will make you learn what is important & to listen carefully so as to not make a complete fool of yourself
. She is the greatest Miss Tree you will ever find ,Make sure you don't screw it up.

Person 1.I finally found my Miss Tree, I hope I don't behave like an idiot and lose her.

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tree sluts

This is the name for people that love all trees. They are people who are overwhelmingly attracted to trees and climb into their crotches every chance they get. Also skiers and snowboarders who can't stay out of the trees, and opt for a tree run every chance they get. Also Arborists who spend all waking hours climbing in and thinking about trees.

Ex. Have you heard of the company "We Love Trees"? Yeah, they a bunch of "tree sluts".

Ex. Where did Jane and Billy go I haven't seen them on the slopes? Those two are a couple of "tree sluts" they've been skiing in the trees all day.

Ex. What are Arborists? They are basically "tree sluts"

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Dick tree

Best. Jeopardy!. Moment. Ever.

“I know nothing about a dick tree" - Alex Trebek

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Smokers Tree

A tree located in Eugene, OR at sheldon highschool called the "Smokers Tree". Over the years it has become place where all the stoner kids gather before, after, and in between classes to socialize and enjoy a cigg or two.

smoker: "hey, meet me at the tree"

nonsmoker: "i've seen you over by the smokers tree before...."