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a rusty trombone except the "mouthpiece" is exceptionally dirty
she was sure in for a surpise when i hadn't wiped in a few days, and she played the crusty trombone.
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giving a girl anal and her anus starts bleeding while you're queefing
i had to wash myself after giving her a rusty trombone
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The act of inserting the barrel of a shotgun into one's own asshole, then taking it out and proceeding to masturbate while licking the shit off of it.
I heard The Texas Trombone Ensemble is playing at George W's birthday party this year.
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When the gentleman is on all fours and the "other party" is licking and blowing air into the asshole while pulling down on the nuts and jerking the cock (in a forward motion).
"Bro...my chick came up behind me the other day when I wasn't looking, pushed me down and gave me a stellar Tampa Trombone. Nice...."
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When a large country girl with extreme flatulence performs oral on a shorter cowboy with small western boots on.
"Hey Austin, did big Lisa just give that runt a Tushka Trombone?"
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during sex when a girl ejaculates and the guy pulls out and it's all shiny with cum
"Dude you should have seen this chick, she gave me the best shiny trombone ever"
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When your girl licks your asshole while she reaches around and jerks you off. Looks like she's playing the trombone.
I was standing in the shower and my girl gave me a rusty trombone
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