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a rusty trombone except the "mouthpiece" is exceptionally dirty
she was sure in for a surpise when i hadn't wiped in a few days, and she played the crusty trombone.
giving a girl anal and her anus starts bleeding while you're queefing
i had to wash myself after giving her a rusty trombone
The act of inserting the barrel of a shotgun into one's own asshole, then taking it out and proceeding to masturbate while licking the shit off of it.
I heard The Texas Trombone Ensemble is playing at George W's birthday party this year.
When a large country girl with extreme flatulence performs oral on a shorter cowboy with small western boots on.
"Hey Austin, did big Lisa just give that runt a Tushka Trombone?"
When the gentleman is on all fours and the "other party" is licking and blowing air into the asshole while pulling down on the nuts and jerking the cock (in a forward motion).
"Bro...my chick came up behind me the other day when I wasn't looking, pushed me down and gave me a stellar Tampa Trombone. Nice...."
during sex when a girl ejaculates and the guy pulls out and it's all shiny with cum
"Dude you should have seen this chick, she gave me the best shiny trombone ever"
When your girl licks your asshole while she reaches around and jerks you off. Looks like she's playing the trombone.
I was standing in the shower and my girl gave me a rusty trombone