One of these sandwhiches will take a year off your life.
After Jim ate the 'fat bastard' he went into cardiac arrest.
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A person who does not think fast enough.
A slow thinking person
An unintelligent person
A person who does not seem to be paying attention to the conversation or environment, therefore having slow reactions or responses.
A person who does not catch jokes, or flirts.
A Stupid ass
Did you not see the glass door was shut? You Dumb Truck!
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A male who owns a truck with stickers of popular brands and ,or items on the back window ,and most commonly will have a lift kit installed on the truck ,and dirt bikes tied down in the bed of the truck. Aims to attract as much attention as possible to himself.
Dude that guy is such a truck fag!
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You can identify them by their work boots and loud exausts. They will spend 80% of their day on craigslist saying "I think I'm going to get this truck" and then end up driving a rust bucket into the parking lot saying "I'm going to fix it up" or "I got it for a beater"
Did you heat that exhaust? Must be one of the truck boys.
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when you trick a chick to make you fart.
(Laying on you're stomach in bed) hey baby I've got a trick.
what is it?
can you push on my lower back real quick? I can make a truck horn. pppppppprerp (fart noise).
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miss-ter-truck 1 Noun. Meaning: A name given to a toy automobile by a child.
2. Verb. Meaning: God once fucked elves becuase they didnt make "Mr. Truck" correctly.
3. Substance. Hyper reactive solution only found in ants feet.
"I once used Mr. Truck on my hoe and it broke...."
"My shoe smells funny because it has Mr. Truck all over it"
"If I owned a cat I'd probly abuse it..."
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: the repeating action of inserting the foot's big toe into a vagina.
"My girlfriend is a freak, she loves getting toe-trucked."
"Toe-trucking is the shit, thats when you get fingered with a foot."
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