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Noun: When your trying to be a smooth talker but instead get the trots in your mouth and it's just too much.
Yea I was really good to my last girlfriend went down on her and she farted...too much bro..too much. Shit man you really tug hustled that one.
1. When someone is led to believe someone is attractive or something is of good quality in a deceptive manner.
2. It can also be used similarly to "yanking someone's chain" or "pulling a fast one". As in joking around with someone or misleading them.
Most generally used in exclamation of an occurrence of deceit.
Cory: "That girl Michelle last night was DTF"
Jesse: "Nah man, she's definitely engaged"
Bryan: "Dick-Tug!"
Masturbation with a severed hand from a ice chest or freezer
There's nothing quite like a frozen tug on a hot summer day in Alabama.
Beat your meat and the heat with a frozen tug!
A taco tug...getting a handjob by a day laborer in the home depot parking lot.
jaun forgot his leaf blower today so he had to give taco tugs behind home depot today.
When someone puts a finger in your bum, dry, and all your bumhole skin gets tugged inwards along with said finger and it hurts a bit
Karen: I’ve got such a sore bum hole today
June: You been putting scotch eggs up your bum again?
Karen: No nothing that tasty, Gareth slipped a finger in dry and I got really bad bum tug
When person 1 spikes person 2's drink and once person 2 passes out, has their hand used to give a hand job to person 1. This is a variation on "The Stranger" technique of masturbation in that it uses an actual stranger.
Joe: My drink got spiked last night and when I woke up I had semen all over my hand.
Jeff: Ohhh man, looks like someone just got nailed by a "Drug & Tug"
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the act of pleasuring oneself.
a.k.a "tugging root"
Troy couldnt get any sex so he had to go home and "tug root"
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