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A place where awesome people gather around. Tumblrians hate bitches and love food.

I love food. I love Harry Potter. I love Zayn Malik. I love reblogging. I love walking like a boss. We love Tumblr.

by auegyrdfgaeem October 10, 2011

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Tumblr

Cancer

Joe: I have 50 tumblr followers
Tim: What do you post?
Joe: I have posts about why what I see myself as
Tim: You're a fucking guy
Joe: No I am a homo
Tim: W-What? *clutches hand into a fist while his eyes dwindling erotically"
Joe: I'm- I'm homo Tim
Tim: Do you know what? *cries tears of joy* "I'm homo too!"
Joe: What are you sure you know what I'm talking about-
Tim: I am gay for you ;)
Joe: No, I meant I am a homo sapien
Tim: *trys to hold back tears slightly laughing* haha- I knew that as Tim cringes a big cringe
Joe: Tim- What the fuck
Tim: What
Joe: This is a definition of Tumblr
Joe: This entire paragraph
Tim: *realizes what happened*

Tim: yea- go fuck yourself there are only 2 genders you fucking discrace to god
Joe: oh

by 10YearoldPornstar September 25, 2016

2๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Tumblr

A place where you are more afraid of people you know in real life finding you on the internet than you are of people on the internet finding you in real life

Me on Facebook: No, that's just too personal to post.

Me on Tumblr: Hey so, you guys wanna know my bloodtype?

by heartofglass June 25, 2014

2๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Tumblr

Yeah, you know pineapples?

It's nothing like that.

Man, Tumblr took my life...

by 7h3474 December 4, 2013

3๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Tumblr

hell. Filled with many types of horrible people. Pedophiles that claim that they're non-offending when they actively flirt with children. People that don't go outside enough and suicide bait when someone tells them that they can't be a stargender glitravir orangeflux antidysphoric omnikin demiboi. Some cool artists, but generally not a good site. Stay away from it at all costs.

Skailyr (tucute way of spelling skylar that is actually used on tumblr): You're learning Japanese? That's cultural appropriation!
Carl: Someone needs to take a break from Tumblr.

by theowoeht October 29, 2018

12๐Ÿ‘ 28๐Ÿ‘Ž


Tumblr

A website of sleep deppriven, obsessive, over-protective, well-read terrifying people.

Many believe Tumblr to be full of psychopaths....
But don't believe it...

To put it simply...There's a metaphorical line between insanity and genius....

The people of Tumblr play jump rope with this line....

I spent 5 1/2 hours on Tumblr today.......My internet game is weak

by DivineComedy16 December 17, 2014

5๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Tumblr

A website where all the none peasants go to. Tumblr is a blogging website for people who are in fandoms, lovers of The Perks Of Being A Wallflower, Totoro, pizza, and Lana Del Rey. This is the place where the misfits go to, to get out of the place we call reality.

Wow, Tumblr is amazing!

I can never get off Tumblr

by Hailey159 April 30, 2013

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