The act of playing tummy sticks with yourself.
First : stand naked against a mirror so you penis rests against your stomach. Seeing someone in the mirror makes it seem like your are playing with a partner.
Second : sob quietly
Mom - "Why is my mirror always smudged, John?"
John - "Just playing Solo Tummy Sticks mom, its cool.."
Mom - "Have you been crying......?"
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Abstract Noun. The rumbling sensation and extreme urge to shit your pants when you are extremely nervous and anxious. Usually experienced when receiving report cards, before big events and everything else that makes you nervous or anxious.
Irah : Ayo dude, you look tired, did you sleep last night?
Mikhail : Nah man, had an extreme case of Tummy Jim Jam last night.
Irah : But why though?
Mikhail : We getting our report cards today....
Irah : Oh fuck.
the phrase from "Yo Gabba Gabba" that is used to describe stuffing yourself with really good food
usually comes after an orgasm to the mouth
Dude, Amanda made cookies! There is going to be a party in my tummy tonight...so yummy...so yummy...
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When your stomach hurts, but you say tummy instead of stomach for some strange reason.
Mommiiiii my tummy hurts. I need foood.
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This is a relative guideline when judging whether or not a woman is fat. If her belly sticks out further than her tits, she's fat. But if her tits go out further than her belly, she's not.
Working example of Tit to Tummy Rule:
A woman with "A" cup sized breasts and a mild fat over pussy area (FOPA) can be considered fat, while one "C" or "D" cup with the same FOPA wouldn't be. Breast implants are highly encouraged to reduce the amount of fat bitches in the world.
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Where a chicks foul ass pussy smells like someones chumming for sharks
Damn!! I was bangin this bitch and it smelled like i was hunting for jaws, she was chummy below the tummy
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A girl that makes you uncomfortable to be around or talk to. Coined by Alex Arroyo at ELH
"Bro, did you see Emily the other day ? She lowkey made me stressed."
"Dude shes a tummy ache girl."
Yeah fam, Hella.
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