Twig's Law

When you join a discord group chat owned by a large account with a big following and you enter voice chat only to be greeted with a hive mind of people that sound autistic and/or posses a lisp and quote unfunny memes.

*joins the discord group chat*
User 1: "YANKEE WITH NO BRIM!!!"
User 2: "BRIM WITH NO YANKEE!!!!"
User 3: "I'm catholic but I hate jews and blacks!"
User 4:" Did you see my big chungus man behind the slaughter yankee with no brim meme!"

Me: Immaculate example of Twig's Law. A bunch of retards blistfully giggling around.

Twig thicc

When one is skinny, yet has muscle and jiggle

Hey man you gain weight?
Yeah dude. I’m now twig thicc bro

Twigging

Acting as though one is in a deranged state, similar to geeking out and fits of psychosis and mania

"Dude im twigging out"
"Im twigging!!"
"Im excited to see training a-train, the twiggining!!"

Twigging

Dogging in the woods

Alright lid... You seen Steven lately.

Yeah man, he was coching on Tues but gazza said he saw him twigging this afternoon down the waterpark

Sound..

Twigging

Tripping/Tweaking/Bugging

If one is twigging, they have just said a twig. This logically makes sense, because a twig is skinny and fragile; a twig is hard to support. Thus, it is synonymous to tripping, because if someone is tripping, they have just said something that is crazy, or hard to support.

Nah, you're twigging bro.

Farm Twig

A cunt who's as skinny as a twig and happens to work on a farm

God, Shirley is such a farm twig, right?

Acid Twig

A butt plug that has been dipped in acid, perfect for being shoved up one's behind.

Man, I would sure love to stick an acid twig up Lauren's ass. She's such an uncultured prick.