face down ass up

The most simple instructions for the new cummer in the "fabulous" community

"Face down ass up - bitch", said Bubba to his new cellmate.

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I'd Rather Shove Wasps Up My Ass

Yorkshire Sarcastic Reply.
The response given when asked to do something you can't be fucked doing.

Bobby: Dave, make us a brew
Dave: Nah, I'd rather shove wasps up my ass than make you a fucking brew.

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sitting around with your thumb up your ass

Doing nothing.

What have you been doing all day? Sitting around with your thumb up your ass?

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shut yo ass up

An ignorant way of saying shut up.

Person 1: Deal with it, bro!
Person 2: Shut yo ass up!

Person 1: ?

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back up in yo ass

something or someone that you thought was gone for good, but then is "back up in yo ass.

dude 1: "didn't you beat that fool good?"
dude 2: "yeah, I thought he was gone for good"
dude 1: "well he's back up in yo ass now!"

man 1: "damn it i thought they stopped playin' that stupid commercial"
man 2: "well, its back up in yo ass now!
man 1:shit

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ate his ass up

refered to in rap battles when an opponent loses severly.

trapper1: yo u heard the battle 'tween wayne and stacks b.

trapper2: yeah i heard stacks ate his ass up. nigga feed im the ate that nigga. ( no homo)

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fuck me up the ass and call me a bitch

When you are really surprised

Well fuck me up the ass and call me a bitch, Alex has a girlfriend.

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