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I'm the kinda guy
Who don't pick up the phone
I sneak around the room
I bitch about and moan
People make me nervous
Pretty soon, they'll leave me alone
Free and freaky in the USA
My sister went to war
She tied a guy up on leash
I think about it, sometimes
While I'm sittin' on the beach
I know it sounds silly
I hate it when people look at me the wrong way
Free and freaky in the USA
Free and freaky in the USA
England and France
These cultures are old
The cheese is stinky
And the beer ain't cold
When i go over there
I make sure
I gotta walk bold
Free and freaky in the USA
Free and freaky in the USA
Free and freaky in the USA
Woah, today, my mind begins to stray
I sit around an old house
Schemin' in the dark
I'm walkin' all alone
In a bath robe, in the park
I feel a touch of evil
But I guess it'll be OK
Free and freaky in the USA
ALABAMA,
DALAI LAMA,
PSYCHODRAMA
PINK PAJAMA
Free and freaky in the USA
Free and freaky in the USA
BLACK OBAMA,
BABY MOMMA,
NO MORE COMMA,
DEAD OSAMA
Free and freaky in the USA
Free and freaky in the USA
Free and freaky in the USA
Free and freaky in the USA
Free and freaky in the USA
Free and freaky in the USA
1. Synonym for Wowzie-time Mcgee
-Wowzie-time USA!! That's a freaking sweet machete.
-Thanx, I bought it at Wal-Mart.
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A made up land somewhere in America "ruled" by the King of Town.
contains a small, upstart land known as Strong Badia
Welcome to Free Country!
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In response by typically an American Citizen to event or idea, which maybe fun.
Friend # 1: "Dude, we should grab a box of keebler elves and watch Who's the Boss!"
Friend #2 "Fun Times USA"
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Newly introduced sport involving paddle's, a net, and reduced pressurized tennis balls. The sport is a mixture of, tennis, volleyball, and badminton. Beach Tennis USA was brought to America by Marc Altheim in 2005. Beach tennis is able to be played on sand, grass, pavement, and even snow, so you can virtually play anywhere!
Guy 1: "Yo man, you wanna go play some tennis?"
Guy 2: "Nah bro, wouldn't you rather go to the beach?"
Guy 1: " How 'bout we go to the beach and play some Beach Tennis USA?"
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Turning Point USA is Charlie Kirk's far-right propaganda organization, theoretically aimed at college students, but actually aimed at senile boomers. They're making cringe ass far-right memes and funded primarily by infamous fossil fuel billionaire Charles Koch, and formerly by David Koch before he died and went to hell.
Random dude:"Hey! Have you ever heard of Turning Point USA?"
Every sane person:"You mean that far-right organisation that makes cringiest memes on the internet? Yeah, I've already heard of them".
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when you dont have a hometown because your parents were military!
where is your hometown?
navy brat, usa
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