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Tricking a Mormon girl from utah into losing her virginity before she gets married, by using various techniques, and traps, but make sure no rape is involved.
Markus: Brodie I banged the hell out of Hellen Last night
Steve: Isn't she mormon, did you rape her?
Markus: Nah I pulled a Utah Switchup
Butt-sex
Going down under
Coal mining
Mormons from Utah love anal
I’m going to Utah with this Mormon girl to see her family.
n. Salt:; from the Great Salt Lake.
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Shake some more Utah gold onto your eggs young one. It makes our state grate.
You mean great?
The term "Utah hypebeast" is a derogatory term for someone residing in Utah who would buy expensive streetwear and flaunt it to show off their wealth. These are individuals who are primarily interested in appearing cool and trendy around Utah county or court side at games, more so than being actually passionate about and informed on fashion.
I went to their kickoff event and everyone was wearing the same brand of shoes, denim jackets, and boxy T-shirts. Apparently a big pile of clones fell off the Utah hypebeast truck.
Deriving it's name from "Spitroasting," the Utah Barbecue is a similar sex act, where a woman is placed doggy style and is penetrated both orally and vaginally, by two men. The difference being that another woman lays on top of the first, facing the opposite direction, allowing the men to switch between oral and vaginal sex at their own discretion.
By extension, 2 optional elements can be implemented
1: the two men HAVE to stare into each others eyes, as a way to poke fun at the repressed homosexuality in the Utah/Mormon communities.
2: The women are not allowed to talk, move, or complain about the situation, poking fun at the misogyny in the Utah/Mormon communities.
Ideally, the two men and women are a pair of straight couples, which is why the name is so specific, as the it is supposed to conjure up a classic Utahn Block Party, but except with a spit roast, rather than a grill.
Now that's eatin good in the neighborhood
Guy 1, who doesn't know the definition: Hey dude, me, my wife, and the neighbors had a good ol' fashion Utah Neighborhood Barbecue last night
Guy 2, who does know the definition: Buh-scuse me?
G1: What? We just had some dinner
G2: Oh, right. Anyway
A Utah team building activity. It requires 16 hot dog buns, 1 funnel, some rubber hose, several gallons of Wendy's classic chili, a blindfold, and the team.
We needed to get the team working better together, so we went out and got the stuff for The Ol' Utah Chili Chug. 15 of us had a great time, unfortunately Brian left the company shortly after.
The women is on all fours with her hips in the air, and the man is squatting over her legs with his legs to the side 180 degrees. They begin soaking and crab walking back and forth with the man controlling the direction of motion by pinching the women’s nipple(left or right) depending the direction he wants to move in.
“When I visited my girlfriend at BYU we did the Utah Spider Crab, it was awesome.”