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When you kneel down and fart into a moving fan
Those guys were trying to cool off in front of the fan but I totally dropped a Darth Vader fart in front of it
A condom with darth vader on it and once slipped into the vagina the male will not be the father
Girl: have you got protection
Boy: I got that darth vader condom
Girl: YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER
.They don't need paternity tests.
Darth Vader is the FIRST man to Admit to being a father
An circumcised penis, called a Darth Vader because of the similar apperance to the famous Darth Vaders Helmet
"Bruh, I just seen your Darth Vader"
"That chick was all over the Darth Vader"
The act of jizzing into a girl's throat while giving you a blow job, or a dude if that's your speed (wink wink), and having them choke. The choking, and struggling to breath sounds much like Darth Vader.
Dude! I jizzed into Charlie Sheen's mouth, and he totally went all Darth Vader.
A angry Black man With a plutonium Rod
Person A: Dude, have you seen the new star wars movie staring Darth Vader? Person B:Yeah It stars a black man with a cool red pixie stick.
Apparently I’m as kinky as him
Kink quiz:your equally kinky as Darth Vader
Me:wtf