The utter fucking bullshit job description of someone who couldn't teach and is currently trying to justify their new hybrid position.
Her job title is "value creation strategy," but couldn't get out of her own way in the classroom.
Businesses do the same thing, not me. The all have a mission statement. It's exactly the same as the "I identify" shit.
Hym "That 'OUR values' shit is no different than the I identify shit. Exactly the same actually. We don't have values, my values aren't wrong, don't need to change, your success isn't the result of your values, there are more successful people than you with objectively worse values, I don't need to share your values for you to cooperate with me (and if THAT isn't truth than there goes all hope for peace), you're a piece of shit, I succeed radically immediately with less effort if I'm given credit for my contributions to a space that YOU ARE IN YOURSELF AND ARE MY OBJECTIVE INFERIOR, Ect..."
Great value D&D was the name of a large criminal organization fueled solely off of playing Dungeons & Dragons, A slow growing collective became a large organization by the time of the Christmas D&D drought. During this harrowing time for the gang, their crimes would only grow more in scale and frequency until the Christmas """one shot"" (Later turned into a full side story) Was released to satisfy them. Later on, criminal activity would increase during another drout between main story and side story.
"did you hear about great value dnd?" "Yeah it was a tragedy."
When a medium to ugly guy is in a committed relationship with a beautiful or successful woman, and a woman of lesser standing or beauty attempts/successfully homewrecks that relationship because she thinks if she’s with him it’ll mean she is also beautiful or successful.
Example.)
When Adam Levine cheated on his wife with Sumner Stroh, and she immediately went to tik tok leading with the fact his wife was a Victoria secret model. Hoping that intern that meant she was just as beautiful as a super model.
Hannah thought that by sleeping with the prom queen’s boyfriend she would receive value by proxy.
Pull-out value is a variable determined by a females attractiveness, and directly correlates to the probability of pulling out. Pull-out value is on a scale from 0-1.
Very attractive; Pull-out value of .90
I mean shes hot I guess; .70
Dude she is homeless; .20
dude 1: "Damn, Ms. Chandler thicker than a bitch"
dude 2: "Hmmm. I'd say her pull-out value is .09"
An asset whose variable value is dependent on the purpose for which it is being requested is known as a Variable Value Asset.
Donald Trumps defense in the New York fraud trial is that all valuations previously given are true, using the Variable Value Asset method of accounting.