vegetarian sex

dry humping - sex without the sausage

'well we didn't exactly have sex....there was no actual penetration" - 'so u had sex without the sausage - u had vegetarian sex!'

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vegetarian pasta

a pasta consisting of various vegetables such as peppers, carrots, spinach, tomato. the veggies are combined with pasta noodles and olive oil. it is a very delicious dish

man: im vegetarian what is a good pasta?
woman: ill make you some vegetarian pasta its yummy!

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Militant Vegetarian

A vegetarian, who is not content with others eating meat around him/her. May try to influence there 'traditional' ways with photos of mutilated animals and moan when his/her things are used in conjunction with meat products.

1) "Goddammit, that Katherine is a militant vegetarian"

2) Militant vegetarians should be burned at the stake, over a pile of foot and mouth infested cattle

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vegetarian chips

Raw potatoes, or even better, other root vegetables sliced thin and crunchy.

Regular chips may technically be vegetarian, but this kind of chip is also vegetarian in spirit.

Dude: How's the party?
Bag: I'm doing okay, I brought my wheatgrass juice...do you have any snacks that are MORE vegetarian?
Dude: <picks up raw, unscrubbed potato with sprouted eyes and slices onto plate> Here, have some vegetarian chips.
Bag: Oh thank you!

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Vegetarian Vampire

A retarded vampire who thinks animals are vegetables.

Girl: OMG! Did you see Twilight?
Guy: No, I don't like watching gay vampires
Girl: He's just a vegetarian vampire...
Guy: You know what that means to them?
Girl: What?
Guy: A vampire who can't get pussy and can't tell the difference between sucking tomato juice or animal blood.

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Angry Vegetarian

Noun:
1. One who cannot accept other people's views on anything unless those views are in perfect correlation with said one's views. These views do not have to necessarily pertain to vegeterianism but can range from the number of people in China to the color of underwear Paris Hilton prefers.

2. One who considers one's self superior to others despite the fact that one is a giant loser. See also delusional.

1. That angry vegetarian sure looked like a real dipshit on Facebook today!

2.
Child: "Mommy why is that man screaming at everyone?"
Mother: "Don't worry sweetie, that's just an angry vegetarian who's met a normal person. Don't look darling, it's rude to stare"

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Vegetarian porn

Porn that only has chicks, IE NO MEAT.

Bailey was watching Vegetarian porn over the weekend.

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