Tweet-já Vu

The uncomfortable sensation that you've already heard a snippet of news before. Differs from Dejá Vu (where you *think* you have) - in that you HAVE heard it over and over again. Usually the news concerns something cool the tweeter is about to do, or has recently achieved. Essentially, they're reminding you to congratulate them. Over and *over* again.

Brad: If Kenny tweets me he got tickets for Susan Boyle, one more time, I'm gonna bust him up.
Jenny: I'm getting 'Tweet-já Vu', all over again.
Brad: Mos' Def'. Hey! Didn't we have this conversation already?
Jenny: ?

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De Ja Vu

De Ja Vu is an ESP component that a man describes it as a ''replay'' of sertain moments, actualy it's a psyhic reflex...a few second future sight :)

Your brain sometimes goes faster than it is used to go...''replay'' starts and u see a world without time. A man lives in a time cicle of 35-60 frames per second. That means that our brain can remember 60 pictures a second max. Everything else is erased the same time u see it. De Ja Vo often happen to people with some ESP capabilities and or to people that use drugs...

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Vu Man Chu

The combination of putting "Vu" and "Man Chu" in a context to otherwords obtain the national fidelity of ones nature. Colesville's notorious manifesto of Choch JÖnters.

Vu + Man Chu = Vu Man Chu

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De Ja Vu

bloody good memory

remembering an event that you have chosen to act out before you play the part. remembering someone elses part in your script

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radio déjà vu

the moment when you are listening to a song on the radio, change stations, and hear the exact same song playing.

didn't we just hear that song playing?" "yeah man, total radio déjà vu!

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Jew-vu-zela

Much like the vuvuzela recently used during the 2010 world cup but made of solid gold and with the tips cut off. Normally hidden in the jews under crackers where noone will dare venture.

Mate ask that gurl if she will blow on your Jew-vu-zela.

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Gayja Vu

Somewhat like Deja Vu except the event that you have previously seen is a very awkward moment.

Guy hooks up with girl, says he'll call her, but doesn't and knows he's going to see her again and it'll be awkward.
Gayja Vu.

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