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mc: "Is the turkey vulture flying high?" ;)
miller: "It's flying sooo high" ;) ;)
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A workplace or organization that seems to feed on itself, picking over the bones of failure and blaming everyone else, rather than itself. You sometimes find yourself wondering what it would be like to work freely without the fear of a hungry hoover hovering above waiting for you to mess up. Or, your company is so paralysed by indecision because no-one wants to stand up and raise their head above the parapet. If any of these sound familiar, you might be in the grip of a Vulture Culture. Vulture Cultures are particularly damaging because the enemy is within, and not always easy to pinpoint.
Not to be confused with Culture Vulture.
I am so tired of working in this Vulture Culture where it seems the heads of the company were promoted into their positions because they were too stupid to handle the jobs they were hired to do. It's such a terrible work culture, these vultures pick on staff over stupid things such as when my boss lost it on me when she opened an attachment and it was so big that it fit her entire screen. I've also been asking the CFO for weeks now to make a spending decision on something that needed to get done within a specific time frame in order to reach our vendor's deadline, and with as many times and methods in which I followed up, she did not provide a decision until today and we missed the vendor's deadline by weeks. It's a Vulture Culture.
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When you perform oral sex on a dead woman with a lot of pubic hair.
"I have so many pubic hairs in my teeth because I went all bearded vulture on Bea Arthur
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(noun) When a scat-loving bottom male orally removes his top male-penetrator's enlarged cock of fecal matter that has accumulated during anal coitus.
George, the honey-vulture in the relationship, promptly went about his duty after anal fornication was complete.
(verb) After a particularly rank logjamming session, George successfully honey-vultched his boyfriend's member until free of dumple stiltskin.
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Used to describe a scavenged kill during the course of a multi player first person shooter video game; such as taking someone else's kill, or watching two people duke it out then kill the person that is left living (but of course, at low life).
I just killed two people! Damn im just barely alive... Asshole turkey vulture just killed me.
I just got Turkey Vultched at camp curtis
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A gay guy who lurks up on his unsuspecting prey
Dan is such a gay vulture and fucking chomo
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People trying to find a table to sit at in a crowded coffee shop. They will often circle the coffee shop repeatedly while looking for a place to sit and will hover buzzard-like near the table of someone who looks like they might be about to leave.
In Seattle’s popular coffee shops it’s common for customers (often with laptop computers), to sit at their tables for hours making it hard for other people to find a free table to sit at.
"The other day I was writing at Cafe Solstice in the U District. It was full and the second I started packing up I could see a couple table vultures hovering, just waiting for me to leave."
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