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Waff'ling, from the verb 'to waffle', meaning:
1. To blather on pointlessly about a nonsense topic.
2. To get yourself out of a tight situation by talking a lot of bullshit.
1. 'I really want to impress this guy, so I'll start waffling on about nothing and look like a total prat!'
2. 'But Sir, I really did do that assignment! My dog ate it!'
'Stop waffling on. Thursday night detention.'
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When a guy tries to lure a female by shaking his penis and balls in a nice wiggling and wafting motion. The best waffle is usually achieve by shaking ones buttocks and allowing the front to follow.
After our date my poppet I’m going to waffle at you, maybe to some music for added appeal. I hope you enjoy my waffling
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To smack someone in the face with your penis.
Miranda loves waffling herself and others!
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To say or do one thing, then when called on it change your position.
Watch your feet, That Kerry, he's a waffling againg.
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Constant, pointless talking that begins to turn into a continuous slur for the listener. Becomes very boring after a few minutes and can even cause drowsiness in severe cases.
My ass he is waffling again!
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when one, generally a politician, tends to changes his mind frequently on issues.
John Kerry has been waffling on his stance on the war.
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A waffle is a summer camp prank that requires several people to execute. The wafflee is restrained while a tennis racket is pressed firmly on his stomach. Then a coarse brush is violently applied to the area. When the racket is lifted the red and white grid impression resembles a tasty breakfast treat.
Dear Mom and Dad: Camp is fun, but two nights ago my bunkmates gave me the worst waffle. Last night, just as a joke, I set my bunk on fire and barricaded the door from the outside so I guess we're even.
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