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To inhale marijuana smoke/vapor immediately upon waking up, usually in the morning. This is the time when there is the least amount of sugar being metabolized to fat in the liver, so less THC is dissolved in the fat and hence there is potential for a higher concentration 0f THC in the bloodstream.
"I have made it a point to wake n bake every morning."
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Looking for trouble; stirring up trouble.
"You look a little bent, rancher. You come to wake some snakes?" -Ben Wade / 3:10 to Yuma
(v.) When you wake up next to a giant, mute man-puppet who subsequently offers you a breakfast sandwich for no apparent reason.
Note: The breakfast sandwich likely serves as consideration for whatever the creepy man-puppet did to your anus while you were asleep
Dude, I nearly shit my pants when I woke up with the King. How the fuck did that asshole get into my room again? I also think he might have raped me this time, but I'm not pressing charges because he gave me a breakfast sandwich.
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To wake up and wack off before you do anything else.
I did a wake n bate before i got on my grind today.
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When a penis becomes erect due to sexual arousal. Used colloquially to refer to the sight of an attractive female making a guy's penis hard.
"So many pretty girls around me and they waking up the rocket"
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When you've been doing something self destructive for some time (perhaps without realizing it) before something serious happens that forces you to come to terms with what you've been doing and that you need to stop.
Usually involves something medical but can involve anything serious.
He used to eat tons of junk food, stuff with all sorts of sugar, salty snack foods, you name it. It doesn't help that he rarely exercised. He didn't seem to get that even the manufacturers of those foods stress the importance of a balanced diet. His wake up call was a heart attack that almost killed him. Fortunately, he took it seriously and made a lot of changes to his lifestyle.
They used to seem like they had everything. They lived well beyond their means. Most people thought they were rich. It took almost losing their house for them to start opening their eyes and living within their means. It was a real wake up call.
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Scottish Slang for the alcoholic beverage "Dragon Soops." a popular Carbonated, Caffeinated Alcohol Beverage in Scotland.
Often used by both the roadman/chav community and Alt community who enjoy the beverage equally when causing raucous in the street.
"Ay wee man, buck me some wake-up juice."
A: "Oh nice, dragon soops."
B: "Aye, that's the wake-up juice."