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Wallace's Razor

Never attribute to a conspiracy what could be attributed to inefficient bureaucracy. Conspiracy theories are generally fueled by people trying to make sense of the unexplained. People who have not been a part of really large organizations overestimate the level of internal coordination that actually happens. Generally, they are too slow moving to accmplish big complex things quickly and quietly. This mostly applies to "Enemy Above" type conspiracies. In short, the government or other large organizations is rarely competent enough to pull of a large conspiracy, and almost definitely could not keep it a secret - it probably just moves slow.

Related to Hanlon's razor (Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity), but more focused on whether conspiracy theories are true. It was penned by Jamie Wallace (@jamiemw) in 2023 to after 20+ years of working in large organizations.

Wallace's Razor would explain why Pearl Harbor happened, the bureaucracy of the Navy prevented signals intel from getting to the right sources in time, it wasn't that FDR just wanted an excuse for war.

by Razor Author March 31, 2023


Wallaced

Past tense. To Wallace.
1.Verb. To damage or otherwise make an object less than functional or operational.
2.Verb. To bring the temperature of an atmosphere to an oppressive level of heat and still think it is lacking warmth.
3.Noun. When an object is in an inoperable condition.

I hope the car isn't wallaced too bad....Where do you keep getting wallaced from. You know to leave something broken and can't fix it, wallaced.

by Dasbrown65 March 10, 2016


Joshua Wallace

Has the biggest dick out there

Joshua Wallace has the longest dick

by Williammmm6998 September 3, 2022


Dwayne Wallace

Dwayne is a uncommon name and it would mean that he’s very smart and a borderline god
Wallace is a last name to discribes that this man is very muscular, handsome and sexy.

This equals a nearly perfect person that you should engage with.

hey, let’s hang out with Dwayne Wallace

by Wallace126 December 1, 2018


national phillip wallace day

November 18th is the day you celebrate Phillip Wallace. He is the hottest and awesomest human being in the world.

Stacy: do you know what tomorrow is?
me: no?
Stacy: its national phillip wallace day, go post on your story "happy national phillip wallace day!"

by Lexie Hammington November 18, 2020


Daniel Wallace

is very sexy, gets girls with ease, is a pretty cool dude in general. is good at everything like getting girls. has good hair amazing personality and is the best pilot in the world.

i wish i was more like that sexy Daniel Wallace dude

by is epic September 10, 2021


Michaela Wallace

An Adorable, smart, shy, loving, careless girl <3 She will always be

there for you when your at your worst. She will be there for you

forever, Great kisser, Will love you forever. she is shy as hell but

she's out-going around you. she will be accepting to you no

matter what (Unless its stupid as hell) and she will guide you

through the rough times. Michaela is truly a diamond in the rough.

Person one: Do you know who that girl is?
Person two: Oh the shy one? Yeah That's Michaela Wallace.

by The_Unknown_Chicken_Soup_Child June 29, 2021