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A new ghetto phenomenon! About 70% of the Black and urban kids (and Black suburban kids with rich parents) on Myspace will appear this way:
1) Dressed in any of the following attires:
a) A "vintage" (meaning it's either from Gadzooks or American Outfitter)T-shirt either worn by itself or over a bright-colored polo shirt with the collars up.
b) A brightly colored polo (striped or neon) with the collars popped up.
c) About 600 different gold Run DMC-style chains around their neck.
d) A multicolored trucker hat.
e) A printed scarf or kerchief around their mouth or neck.
f) Tight ass jeans (for girls tight jeans or a mini-skirt)
g) Silver chains on their pants.
h) Either wearing Vans or those candy-colored, ugly Ice Creams.
i) If they're rich, they're wearing authentic BBC. If their poor they have on a T-shirt with the BBC logo screen-printed on the front.
j) They're wearing (F)APE, if they're rich...BAPE bought from some fly-by-night street hustler in Central Park. If they're dirt poor, they're wearing some multi-colored hoodie with fabric prints suitable for pajamas and bed sets.
k) They're either wearing vintage glasses with the lens popped out or "Louis Vuitton" shades.
2) They stick their hands up in the notorious STAR TRAK sign.
3) They claim they are "skaters" when a month ago they thought skateboards were just for grunged white kids.
4) Pharrell Williams, Kanye West, and Lupe Fiasco are the "best rappers of the 21st Century" to them.
5) Pharrell is the husband to all of the girls (Oh, so Pharrell's a polygamist now?)
7) They own a skateboard that they never skate, but to just take a picture of it and put it up on MySpace claiming that "Skateboarding is Life".
8) They overuse the taglines "Kick, Push, Coastttt", "Skateboard P", "Nerd", and "Louis Vuitton Don".
9) Their new nicknames begin with the word "skateboard" and the first letter of their name.
10)Their MySpace pictures are brightly colored, shot at different Myspace angles flaunting their ICE and VANS and their fingers formed in the STAR TRAK sign.
11) Are self-proclaimed N*E*R*D's...when a year ago the word "nerd" was a stigma.
12) They get between 30 to 135,567,890 comments below their pics with any of the following tags:
a) "OMG! You lookin' fresh2def!"
b) "You look like Pharrell. You so sexy!"
c) "Kick, Push!"
d) "Your Vans are the sex."
e) "I wanna sex your Trucker hat!"
13) You are indeed a "hater" or "loser" is you express dislike for Pharrell, Kanye, or Lupe.
This kids are like a plagued cult of Indigo Children. They are humorous but at the same time creepy.
Friend 1: Hey look at me!!! I can skateboard! I'm like Pharrell now! (kicks skateboard and starts skating). Kick, Push, Kick, Push, C--- (skates into a pole and knocks their teeth out)
Friend 2: Man, you're such a Pharrell Wannabe. You embarrass me.
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Someone that wants that wants to be a prep so bad.
She would prefer to listen to rock and metal but can't because she wants to fit in with the preps so she listens to pop and pop-rap even though she hates it.
She buys all her clothes from Holister, Abercrombie, and American Eagle even though she hates those kind of clothes. Dyes her hair blonde.
At parties she pretends to get drunk off two whine coolers and dates some preppy guy with a tiny dick because he's "popular".
The biggest type of poser you can possibly think of.
She's not respected by the other preps at all, and everyone hates her.
Kevin: Did you see Katie trying to act stupid on purpose in class just to look like a dumb blonde? She's not even a natural blonde.
Daniel: I know she's such a wannabe-prep.
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The only thing worse than a townie! They somehow manage to have a lower IQ than a regular chav and they have a fake attitude problem and think they are funny but infact they are just retards! They are hated by everyone including their heros "townies"
WT: Respect
Townie: Fuck up of you wannabe
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A white person who talks and acts like a black person.
People dressing, talking and acting like black people. For example: Eminem, Pink...
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The liberals that you see in the world today. Claim to be all tolerant but want to ban something if they disagree with it. They put down the true liberals the Libertarians.
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People who are so desprate to fit in, that'll be a posuer for anyone or anything.
See that girl over there, she's been a poseur for everyone this year including the teacher's pet. That's a Wannabe Poseur if I ever did see one.
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A wannabe Invisibob is basically someone who can't be an Invisibob, but wants to be.
Therefore, they wear normal clothes, yet hide their face so as to remember our radioactive, floating, boxer-shorted, invisible friends.
...See Gaia Online.
"Kenjoki, you are SUCH a Wannabe Invisibob!"
or
"You are an Invisibob Wannabe. Take off those masks."
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