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A band from Brooklyn who make music videos with GIANT ORGIES. And they wear high heels and a lot of eye liner.
"Did you see semi precious weapons last nighht?"
"Dude yeah they looked like chicks but they aren't."
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Large protruding breasts which are used by women to get their way
I tried to be strong then she flashed me her weapons of mass deception
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Someone whose autism is so advanced they can locate cockwombles using astronomy.
(Capture the Flag season 3 Shia Le'bouf)
"Wow those dudes that found Le'bouf in the hidden cabin .......Man ! That's weapons Grade Autism ! "
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A diarrhea session that makes you bite your lip, roll your eyes up, howl in pain, and inwardly pray for mercy and light as your anus and rectum is destroyed by lethally hot liquid shit that feels like it's filled with razors. Usually to be had after a curry or eating at Taco Bell.
OH MY GOD!!!! My anus is BLEEDING! AAAAAAAARGH!
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Any of multiple substances which can not be found in Iraq, an excuse to obtain oil.
"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
...George W. Bush
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What people get after eating at Taco Bell
After I ate a burrito from Taco Bell and released a Weapon of Ass Destruction, everyone in the room was left unconscious.
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When you eat 6 breakfast burritos and fart while wearing a trenchcoat. Then walk into a crowded restaurant and open your trench coat to release the toxic fumes, killing everyone.
The morning crowd at McDonald's kept eating thier food, blissfully unaware the terrorist had just finished eating 4 McGriddles. He felt a slight rumble in his intestines, then stood up and began to undo his trenchcoat buttons....
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