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When expecting a visitor, a group of guys gets together and collects some man juice in their hands. Then they wait by the door so they can hear the visitor walking up. When the unsuspecting person walks in the door everyone proceeds to pelt the victim with the jizz (similar to throwing rice on a couple when they come out of the doors of the church after a wedding). Aiming for eyes and mouth is highly encouraged.
Note: Females usually do not appreciate this and find it more "degrading" than funny so use on couples and females at own risk...Also, do not use at a real wedding...that is just messed up
"Oh man we were throwing a big party in our dorm and we knew our RA was going to bust it. So we just waited, and when he came in we gave him the biggest danish wedding ever!"
"My friend just flew in from school out of state and for a welcome back present me and my buddies decided to give him a nice warm danish wedding."
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A person or people you meet at a wedding, become best friends with them for the whole weekend, and then never speak to them again.
Nah they were just wedding friends
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To have sexual intercourse during someone else's wedding ceremony.
"Aye Rachel, do you want to have a quick wedding bang? This ceremony is boring"
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The marrying of something or someone in your head, due to strong attractions to them.
Person 1: We are now mentally wed. (plays out wedding in mind)
Person 2: Who are you?
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(Idiom) where extenuating circumstances mean that for either honour or pressure from a family.
The source of this is a wedding where a man was forced to marry a woman he impregnated. Her father held a shotgun to him at all times.
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A sex act that involves one or both partners requiring medical attention the next day.
They limped out of bed, looking so beaten up that they must have been in a Klingon Wedding
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a wedding that has to happen very quickly because the bride is pregnant. it comes at you without much notice and therefore seemingly out of nowhere, much like a ninja.
"They're getting married? They've only been together for 3 months and I didn't even think he liked her."
"Yeah, well, it's a real ninja wedding. She isn't giving him much of a choice."
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