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weekend fucker

Noun.

A person who ruins weekends. Namely by requiring others to attend meetings, do work, or finish projects over the weekend because of their incompetence, inefficient planning, and/or laziness.

Frequently occurs in college dorms and office settings.

I had to go in on a Saturday because that new guy didn't finish the paperwork on time! Weekend fucker.

Those weekend fuckers waited until Sunday to email me that they would not be finishing their half of the lab report due Monday afternoon.

by King George the Cat January 30, 2012


Weekend Alkie

Someone who gets plastered drunk Friday and Saturday nights only. Recovering on Sunday.

Guy: Hey, how was your weekend?

Girl: Dude, I was a weekend alkie. Good times.

by indnprncss January 26, 2010

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weekend jetlag

The insatiable desire to go to sleep come Sunday night made impossible by the fact that it was past noon when you woke up. The jetlag continues Monday morning when you are sluggish, unproductive, and not likely to recover until you hit your bed at 8 PM that night.

"Wow, man you look terrible. Were you up drinking on a Sunday night?"
"Nah, dude. I just got some serious weekend jetlag."

by Driction November 19, 2007

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weekend mark

Life and sole of the party, weekends only though. Last man standing, leaning, wobbling etc etc. Usually seen between the hours of 8pm Friday till 8am monday. If found please return to cVm ( cala Vinyas Mafia).
Unmistakable grey/silver hair, wide open blue eyes, casually dressed.

Weekend Mark

by WEEKEND MARK February 4, 2010

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Lost Weekend

What happened? Doesn't matter, I'm cool.

A Lost Weekend can actually last months or in some infamous cases (John Lennon) a few years...

by Big Gaspar May 8, 2016

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birthday weekend

the weekend you get your fake id. drinking and debauchery abound. anything goes. once it happens, you never stop experiencing the aftermath, good or bad.

My friend hooked up with a bunch of guys during birthday weekend; that week he found out he had herpes.

On birthday weekend, I saw two girls making out in front of me at a bar; then my friend's wallet got stolen at the bar.

by schwasted123 March 6, 2011

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bunny weekend

a two day fuck marathon

Going for a bunny weekend with my secretary.

by andreytcho July 11, 2008

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