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When your penis is rubbed raw, usually from too much masturbation.
"Why isn't Johnny at school today?"
"Oh, he skipped today. He said he had a bad case of the burnt weiner."
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Certain dog breeds, weiner dogs included, are unable to stop eating even if they are full. Resulting in becoming ill, and even death.
Eating long past you are full, or knowingly should have stopped; and now feel sick.
"I am weiner dogging so bad, but this food is just too good!"
Friend dragging chip basket out of reach.."Quit weiner dogging you said you were full 5 times already."
When your penis randomly explodes.
Yo, man. I think I have a bad case of weiner explosion coming on.
That sucks dude.
Isla's weiner is medium size with sparkles around it. It is so preppy and kawaii!!!
" Isla's weiner is so preppy!!!"
"I wish my Isla Weiner was as sparkly as hers!!!"
Publicly tweeting something you meant to DM.
Anthony Weiner admitted today that he "pulled a weiner" and lied about his twitter account being hacked. He meant to DM the picture to "friends." Turns out he was "pulling a weiner."
Sexual infidelity that involves exchanging nude/erotic photos and sexting, but not actual physical contact or interactions.
Pam: I think my husband is cheating on me!
Megan: How do you know?
Pam: I found pics of naked girls on his phone and all of his texts have been deleted. But I don't see how he would find time to be with anyone but me.
Megan: Girl, I think your hubby is pulling a weiner on you.