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This is what normal people say when introducing there Gran! Its polite and makes your gran feel welcome in you and your friends presence!
Jon: Aww Blud! Ain't that your granio?
Kay: Yea Boss!
Jon: Well Ain't ya gna say hello!
Kay: Jon Welcome to my gran!
Gran: Helllloooo Jon babe!! Heard your a real Go-er!
Kay: Gran, Please!
Gran:Sorry Darling, you made me feel a bit too welcome!
Jon: Dont Worry Granny babe!
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The proper way to welcome alien visitors to our planet as described by the great diplomat Will Smith in Independence Day. Usually accompanied by a punch.
"Welcome to Earf!"
*Punches Alien*
*Later*
"AND WHAT DA HELL IS DAT SMELL?"
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1. Open a bottle of syrup and insert it into the anus or vagina of a sleeping person.
2. Jump on the bottle.
Malcolm owed me twenty bucks, but he was broke. I took him to the Vermont Welcome Center, and he hasn't asked for money since.
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Leaving a steaming hot pile of shit by the front door, so whoever enters will either step in it or smear it all over the floor when opening the door.
I knew that bitch of an ex was coming to Joey's, so I left her a Georgia welcome mat.
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A band from El Monte,CA that has heavy metal shred, catchy hooks, and an amazing stage performance. Songs inlclude Fatty Fatty, Allison, Tuesday, and many more.
Rocker A: Dude I went and saw A Welcome Distraction play live. Their guitar player gets off stage and goes out into the crowd. The drummer is kicks a$$, and their singer is all over the stage. It's amazing. The bass and guitar player even start headbanging during some songs.
Lame Rocker: Wait, who?
Rocker A: You know, "You're my Fatty Fatty two by four".
Lame Rocker: Oh yeah.
Rocker A: They rock out. Check out their website.
www.AWelcomeDistractionOfficial.com
Lame Rocker: Says here next show is in two weeks.
Rocker A: We're going. You will not be dissatisfied.
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When a fandom gets so carried away it becomes super toxic and weird, and there's a whole bunch of aus of that one character everybody's down bad for
"Please don't like The Amazing Digital Circus go through the Welcome Home Effect."
"WILLY PETE!-"
"Welcome to Hell Walker.
We've been waiting for you."