welfare loafer

Someone that steals from the government in the form of welfare or food stamps.

"I get a welfare check on the first of the month"

"You stupid welfare loafer!"
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"Check out these new teeth I got with my welfare check!"
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"Sellin' Food Stamps, 50 cents on the dollar""
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"You see that nigger there? That there bought ma food stamps last week"

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neo welfare

A living situation in the online game Neopets where you are unable to verify your account to begin earning money for your pet and are forced to live on the 5000 neopoints given to you, omlettes from the giant omlette, and soup from the soup kitchen.

John: Have you bought anything new for your Neopet?
Jane: No, I can't. I'm living on neo welfare. My poor gelert is living on omlettes!

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welfare school

ST.MATTHEWS SCHOOL in Calgary Alberta Canada..... good city .... bad school.... the walls are mad of styrofoam and cardboard... burns easily

" Hahahaha you fucking go to St. matts!?!? hahaha stupid fucking welfare school!"

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Welfare Vampire

When a welfare recipient is also a goth and names their kids stupid shit after the Crow or any character from an Anne Rice novel.

You're on section 8 and your name is Lestat? You must be a welfare vampire bitch!

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Welfare parasite

Welfare parasite is an inaccurate, hateful term used to slur those on welfare. The term is usually thrown about by poorly educated, racist white trash, barely hovering above welfare themselves, as code word for "lazy blacks."

Because I am an ignoramus, I get all worked up about the paltry amounts given to so-called welfare parasites, but never bitch about the trillions given to the parasitic wealthy.

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hood welfare

When one is completely screwed financially or in any other manner

Dude your car got stolen...that's hood welfare (aka hood poor)

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Irish welfare

Getting a job on the police force or fire department.

Hey Seamus, have you seen Sean around? No, he's on Irish welfare and is works mid-nights.

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