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Drake: I did my dance one time on TikTok and went viral with it. Uh uh, uh uh.
The guy recording him: Geez, are you busting a move or busting a nut?
Dog: I did my dance one time on TikTok and went viral with it!
(Proceeds to hump mop)
a phrase used by roadmen like biq shaq to describe the noise or how something happened
you so blud the ting went noice
Exactly the same like "let's go". But more Russian.
— Hey, dude, go to went
— Ok, blyat.
What that one kid in your school says to literally everyone to make him/her/them look cool, which they're not.
OR
There are 101%chance your dad never came back
Chad-Yo ur dad went to get milk lol
Ur dad- leaves
When you have tried or experimented a relationship with the same sex in a sexual/physical/emotional way. However, through not fault of their or your own, decided to stay with the opposite sex for such activities and relationships. When it just “didn’t stick”, despite all efforts.
You’re beautiful, but don’t take that the wrong way. I’m not gay. I dabbled in the minors, never went pro.
a man’s penis becomes erect when he didn’t want it to
he had to leave before anyone saw. all the blood went to the wrong places
A woman having amazing sex with orgasms
You wont believe how good the sex was last night, my fanny went to portugal.
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