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What that one kid in your school says to literally everyone to make him/her/them look cool, which they're not.
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There are 101%chance your dad never came back
Chad-Yo ur dad went to get milk lol
Ur dad- leaves
When you have tried or experimented a relationship with the same sex in a sexual/physical/emotional way. However, through not fault of their or your own, decided to stay with the opposite sex for such activities and relationships. When it just “didn’t stick”, despite all efforts.
You’re beautiful, but don’t take that the wrong way. I’m not gay. I dabbled in the minors, never went pro.
-Someone who is being A complete cunt for no reason.
-Someone who is pointing out small details that are not relevant to the topic at hand.
-A Complete Cunt
"Oh man, did you see Dave complain about those documents I sent over. Man, HE WENT FULL STU!"
a man’s penis becomes erect when he didn’t want it to
he had to leave before anyone saw. all the blood went to the wrong places
A woman having amazing sex with orgasms
You wont believe how good the sex was last night, my fanny went to portugal.
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When a dad breaks up with his family and leaves his partner, he'll say that he's going to the store to buy milk or cigarettes, but then they'll never come back.
Obviously Visho never talks about his dad. His Dad went for milk and never returned