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When you do something stupid while drinking whiskey and don't remember it the next day.
"Do you remember falling into the toilet last night?"
"That was not me...It must have been my Whiskey Clone"
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When three gentleman engage in the performance of sexual activities in an adventurous manner. Which consists of two gentleman in the 69 position, and one gentleman penetrating the gentlemans asshole that is on top in the 69 position. Once the man that is penetrating is about to cum he pulls out, and cums in top of the asshole letting it run into the the gentlemans mouth that is on the bottom of the 69, aka the whiskey river runs into the gentlemans mouth.
Hey y'all tryna get a whiskey river in?
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the dream of a baby, to have a mother whose tits dispense whiskey as opposed to the tradional milk. If evolution occuredthen for a lactose intollerant baby this would happen
the baby and the father are fighting over the mother's whiskey tits.
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When you come home at 8am from the previous nights' engagement only to find your boyfriend spread eagle with a finished half gallon of whiskey beside him. His flaccid penis, which he is still holding, and hamds both have dried semen on them. To top it all off there is of course a loop of interracial creampie porn on the computer screen.
"You whiskey dick! What if our daughter caught you like this!?" "I guess I am not getting any action before you have to go to work with that broken whiskey dick of yours"
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A native American as opposed to a dot Indian, which is someone from India.
Damn dog, you be doing some drinking huh? You breath stinks like a whiskey indian begging for change at the Grey Hound Station.
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When you get so shit faced drunk, you cant get your man meat up to fuck the hoe diddy you brought home from the bar/club/party. So, you grab a foriegn object to to replace your weiner, and hope shes as drunk as you are and doesnt notice.
I was so fucked up last night, I got the whiskey dick, so I grabbed my Mag-Lite. Now she wont stop calling.
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A girl who is too drunk to have sex or passes out during sex. The female equivalent of Whiskey Dick
"Hey did you you and Amanda hook up last night?"
"Well, we started to, but she turned out to be a real Whiskey Trick, so I just rubbed one out."
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