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Donkey Whisperer

The art of complete and utter bullshit when talking to a jackass

Sarah was outraged when she didn't understand why her bill was so high, so they called in Tony, the Donkey Whisperer, to calm her down. She left with a smile.

by Donkey_punchin32 December 19, 2019


buddy-whisperer

One who's thirst has allowed him/her transcended the level of mortals and can sense the shape and size of dicks.

I saw that dudes bulge and knew exactly how big he was. Trust me on this i'm a buddy-whisperer

by Jahwatcher May 14, 2015


Shit Whisper

That loud puff of air that comes out of your dogs ass

Husband: Did you hear that noise? What was that?

Wife: Oh gross! The dog just had a shit whisper!

by Biggies September 4, 2014


whisper in the willows

When a person blows a cool gentle breeze into you butthole

Bro , Elmo just gave me a whisper in the willows and it was fantastic!

by Lord_Erne July 15, 2021


Drug whisperer

One who has the ability to spot someone under the influence and talk them down. The guy that can take someone on a sick one and lead them away from others

JC is a drug whisperer that guy was higher than a kite and he got him to leave the party without causing a scene

by JCNeros14 January 22, 2016


Winter Whisper

When someone suddenly blows a cold breeze on someone else's hot and sweaty armpit, making him/her shiver. It is generally considered very unpleasant and nasty to give a winter whisper to a person you don't know, especially when in public.

- Sarah was very upset when Tom gave her a winter whisper, she even dropped her Schweppes.
- Yeah, we had a very awkward time, I didn't even know what a winter whisper was before that.

by WittyGolgi July 5, 2013

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snake whisperer

A girl who’s pussy is glorious to put your dick inside or good at blowjobs and handjobs.

The girl last night was a snake whisperer!

by Bangabangadoodoo November 26, 2017