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Unusually Wide Stance

The excuse a man uses to dissuade others from thinking he is guilty of soliciting gay sex in an airport bathroom, whereby he "accidentally" placed his foot on the foot of the patron in the next stall. Predominantly seen in elected officials.

Senator Larry Craig: "I am not gay, I have never been gay, I did not approach an undercover officer in the airport and solicit gay sex. I simply have an unusually wide stance"

by Yo Yo CT January 30, 2008

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bear with wide canyon

one female who 'gets around the block'

syn: slut, whore, skank

Your mother is what we call 'bear with wide canyon'.

by PowderRabbit December 31, 2004

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wide set vagina

when the vagina has been repeatebly beaten by some large objects e.g elephant penis

my baby just slipped out of my wide set vagina while i got repeatebly poked by elephant penis

by fingerfunny May 26, 2010

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Double Wide Chic

The style in which one decorates their double wide trailer/mobile home.

Come check out my re-purposed queen bed sheets. I modified them so they look like curtains now. It is soooo Double Wide Chic.

by mfranch January 17, 2017

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wide black man

the summoner of satan, wide black man is the mortal enemy of sArAmTaCoJeSUs and will always be widest and the blackest of them all.

oh no, it looks like wide black man has summoned the satan now i will be in the not live, rip

by sArAmTaCoJeSUs February 20, 2019

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wide open warrior

When the guy sits up straight, grabs the girl by the ankles and slams his erect cock into the woman

I wide open warriored my sister last night.

by Vanici July 13, 2014


Wide Dick Open

referring to sports, when someone is so open that it's crazy

Bro, why didn't you go get a layup? It was wide dick open.

by Actually-A-Scholar December 15, 2022