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A woman who's husband regularly spends so much time playing X Box instead of leaving the house that she begins to tell her friends her husband has died rather than admitting his pathetic addiction.
Isn't it kind of strange that there was no service for her husband? I think she may be trying to hide something by claiming to be an X Box Widow.
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Commonly referred to as a JWM, it involves unleashing a dump in a public bathroom so damaging that were a janitor to attempt to clean it, it would make a widow of his wife, and an orphan of his children.
A variation is the UJWM, which involves a urinal. This is a high-risk move, but a janitorial fatality is pretty much assured if successful.
Laughing, Ken passed the janitor on his way out of the bathroom, knowing his janitor widow maker was about to strike.
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a wife mother or lover that has lost their husband, son or partener to the call of duty , namly black ops
ive lost my husband and son to call if duty black ops widow , isnt it enough ban this now before it gets out of hand and devistates other lives im in morning
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Someone wo is the spouse or significant other of a theatre nerd during what cast and crew call tech week. When the theatre nerd is exhausted and gone all week and is basically dead leaving behind their widow of the week.
“The show is coming up soon, I am about to be a tech week widow in a few days, I really miss them.”
Originally a women whose husband is at sea on a wetpac (western pacific) cruise for 6-9 months with the US Navy. Now more liberally applied to any women whose husband is at sea any where for any amount of time.
"Hey Joe! Wanna a hot date tonight? There a bunch of westpac widows down at the Silver Saddle!"
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when the guy ejaculates into the girl's mouth, she tells him to close his eyes, puts the contents from her mouth into her hand and tells him to open his eyes and throws the contents in his face.. and the girl hits his genitals and flees
Johnny got bl@ck widowed by and last night and had a taste of his own.
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The wife of an adult scout. Although these men are amazing, sweet, handy men who can do just about everything they are never around because they are shaping the minds of the future amazing men of the world. Every woman deserves a husband amazing as a boy scout but they should know that they are in for lots of camp-outs, banquets, and time spent in the woods. Not always a bad thing. But you have to be open-minded with nature and trees and non cleanliness of dishes because these are outdoors men and they are worth it.
woman one: "your husband is away AGAIN this weekend?"
woman 2: "yeah I'm a boy scout widow"
woman 1: "you poor thing?"
woman 2: *looks quizically at her friend* "why? he is the best husband in the world. wheres your husband?"
woman 1: "drunk on the couch watching the game"
woman 2: "mine is helping kids become better men." *gives the you fail look*
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