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The most kick ass character in Halo 2.
Sargent Johnson: "Men, here's where we show those split-chinned, squid head, sons of bitches that they could have not picked a worse eneny than the human race. We are going to blow the hell out of those dumb mugs until we don't have anything else to shoot 'em with! AND THEN WE ARE GOING TO STRANGLE THEM WITH THERE OWN-LIVING-GUTS! ...AM I RIGHT MARINES?!
Marines: SIR, YES, SIR!
Sargent Johnson: Mhhhm. Damn right I am. Now move it out. Double time!
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The Fastest motha fucka in the nfl! Plays for the titans
the roadrunner aint got shit on Chris Johnson
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Boris Johnson had been so excited at the gullibility of the population, he was already onto his third wank blanket of the week.
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The most beautiful girl in the world! Long brown hair with eyes to match with a amazing personality. She is the sweetest girl you will ever meet with tons of friends but one specific she is loyal to and he loves her with all of his heart. She is the most amazing thing that ever walk on this planet with a heart that could hold the world. She is truly the most amazing thing that will ever live.
Jami Johnson, hey thats my best friend and love forever<3
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A lever that is either attached to the steering column or the dashboard of a semi-tractor within the drivers reach that controls only the application of the trailer brakes.
Since I own my own tractor and am always pulling a company trailer, I always use the Johnson Bar to apply the brakes so I will never have to pay for a brake job on my semi-tractor.
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When you get so angry at someone you commit the act of headbutting the dog shit out of them.
I'm gonna "chad Johnson" your ass if you don't get out of my face with that bullshit!
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The first man to create a dictionary of the English language.
Without Samuel Johnson, Urban Dictionary wouldn't exist.
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