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Brad Turner is the person you meet in your darkest hour. He makes you smile like its the easiest thing in the world. If you're lucky to be in a relationship with Brad, he'll make you feel like the most beautiful thing in the world.
Brad has many great attributes and talents.
He has great hair, and the most mesmerizing eyes, he plays guitar like a WIZARD and is unusually good at drinking and playing at the same time.
Brad will always take time to say he loves you and is thinking about you when he's far away. Brad will take care of you like you're his prize possession, often times offering to buy you things that you know you don't really need.
But Brad is different than other guys. He deserves more than what he gets and is a diamond that many people pass up. If you ever find a Brad, don't let him slip away.
Brad has the most beautiful mind and is deeper than you could ever know, he's something worth waiting for.
#1 Hey, is that Brad Turner?
#2 Yeah, I wonder if he'll shred guitar for us
#1 Who cares, I've already named our children
When a girl spins three times on your dick.
Dude, my girlfriend totally used the triple turner on me last night and it felt amazing!!!
when someone uses W A S D to turn in the game world of warcraft.
u r such a keyboard turner u scrub
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A boring piece of literature that you casually flip through.
Student One "That textbook was a real page turner, man..."
Student Two "Oh snap! We's got a test on that tomorrow!"
Student One "Oh noes!!"
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Another name for some good weed because itll hit you in the head real quick...
Nigga we was in the telly blowed off of some Ike Turner.
Man 1: Nigga where you get this weed from.
Man 2: Nigga thats that straight Ike Turner aint it...
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Any sexual act involving three people, in which one person realises a newfound attraction to a gender which did not physically stimulate them before.
Mark: "I'm kinda worried about my girlfriend dude...I think that threesome with Anna we had last night Tina Turned Her"
Josh: "I never realised how good having a man could be, that experience with Lisa and her boyfriend was a real Tina Turner"
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A Retarded faggot with a big cheeks. Also another word for small penis
I said to billy that I don't want to suck your josh turner.
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