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The footage from my now priceless body/dash cam(s) given to Law Enforcement Officials and cleared me of bullshit claims. Fuck yea irrefutable! Say somethin. You can't, because irrefutable.
"They said I did what?? Take a long look at the footage from my irrefutable witness son son, that's all straight bull shee-it."
"Ahah, I got an irrefutable witness 24-7, so you best gets a steppin' to find some offs to fuck"
The art of thinking about what to post online for 2-3 days with the appearance of coming off as being witty, when you are actually a douche that can't come up with something smart on the fly.
"Nicole's Facebook post was awesome!!"
"Nah--that was just a case of E-wit---that bitch ain't that clever."
A particular subgenre of computer geek. Someone who is obsessed with computers for the sake of computers and not for what they can do. Will often spend hours running performance tests and having "races" between different chips with various programs without ever getting any actual work done on said equipment.
Gene longs for the good old days of the Macs-vs-PCs war...those were some good times, up late with a flat of Mountain Dew and all his buddies racing their computers. Gene is a computer witness.
Your brain moves slow mentally
2person- how do you spell slow-witted
person- how do you not know how to spell slow witted but just searched i it up. I swear you slow witted
2person- what does slow-witted mean???
1. its an experience under the influence of marijuana, when one stares listlessly for some period of time
2. starring absently for a long period of time
1. e.g. I had intensions of paying attention in class but began evil witnessing at the start of the lecture. e.g. tv is on the food network but you are not actually watching or listening to what is on.
The Walmsley Witnesses is a religion that follow David Dennison Walmsley and his son Jack Albert Walmsley
Jack: are you coming on MW
Riley: yeh nah im going to The Walmsley Witnesses march
A Man Who Knows How To Pleasure A Female As He Is Born With A HUGE Penis And Super Stamina, Can Wet Any Female Creature By Just A Glance That's The Power Of A Wit Willem.
Who was that guy making you scream last night was it a Wit Willem?