Yard Beer

A beer your Dad would drink while sitting in the yard arguing with neighbors.
Examples:
Old Style
Schlitz (Tall Boy's only)

Hamm's
PBR
Country Club Malt Liquor

Mom, Dad is drinking yard beer again and throwing the empty cans at the people across the street!

Yard snacks

Various non-foods that your dog or pet eats when playing outside in the yard. Includes: pine cones, bugs, sticks, etc.

Snowball loves playing outside because of the variety of delicious yard snacks to eat and barf up later.

yard crabs

a slang term for pubic crabs or crab lice

hey you better not be scratching at those yard crabs

Harvard Yarding

When a person performs a horrible attempted mimic of an accent whenever they hear a word commonly associated with said accent.

I hate that whenever Bill hears somebody mention anything about Boston, he just starts harvard yarding "Bahsten" for no reason!

yard hen

Synonymous with being in the kitchen, barefoot and pregnant.....again.

" Hey, make me a sandwich, my lil' yard hen."

Hit the yard

To hit the yard means to fight in the front yard of one's house

You two need to just hit the yard already

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yard onion

The smell of hot, stinky, sweaty, sex. A smell you might smell after having sex on the a prison yard, with or against your will.

She smell's like yard onions and cheap motel conditioner after a gang bang at the Holiday Inn!

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