Yard Beer

A beer your Dad would drink while sitting in the yard arguing with neighbors.
Examples:
Old Style
Schlitz (Tall Boy's only)

Hamm's
PBR
Country Club Malt Liquor

Mom, Dad is drinking yard beer again and throwing the empty cans at the people across the street!

yard hen

Synonymous with being in the kitchen, barefoot and pregnant.....again.

" Hey, make me a sandwich, my lil' yard hen."

Harvard Yarding

When a person performs a horrible attempted mimic of an accent whenever they hear a word commonly associated with said accent.

I hate that whenever Bill hears somebody mention anything about Boston, he just starts harvard yarding "Bahsten" for no reason!

yard crabs

a slang term for pubic crabs or crab lice

hey you better not be scratching at those yard crabs

Yard snacks

Various non-foods that your dog or pet eats when playing outside in the yard. Includes: pine cones, bugs, sticks, etc.

Snowball loves playing outside because of the variety of delicious yard snacks to eat and barf up later.

Keys to the Yard

The man who controls the yard in jail or prison. Can be a shot caller or someone who reports directly to a shot caller. Nothing happens without his knowledge, or say so.

Yo, this guy here has the keys to the yard. Treat him with the utmost respect if you expect to make it out alive.

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yard onion

The smell of hot, stinky, sweaty, sex. A smell you might smell after having sex on the a prison yard, with or against your will.

She smell's like yard onions and cheap motel conditioner after a gang bang at the Holiday Inn!

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