Get yer 'air cut!

A "Insult" shouted by chavs at people with long hair.

Chav: Oi u, get yer 'air cut! m8!
Me: Fuck off.

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Sort yer life out

There comes a time in everyones life where you have to go upstairs, wash your face and sort your life out. This often needs to be done after much has been fucked up or you are going through a bad patch..

'my girlfriend dumped me, ive lost my job, im broke, what the fuck am i gonna do'

'well first you need to stop being a pansy! Go upstairs, have a wash and sort yer life out'

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Rub It On Yer Neck

This Is A Reply When Someone Tries To Shove Good News Down Your Throat Its A Nice Way Of Saying Blow Me

1. Woo-Woo I Played Your License Plate And Just Hit The Pick-It

Answer... Rub It On Yer Neck

2. Girl My Baby Just Bought Me This New Coach Bag

Answer... Rub It On Yer Neck

3. I Just Got Engaged Are You Happy For Me?

Answer... Rub It On Yer Neck

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in yer optic nerve

Phrase used when you know you have a penis with a punch!

Used like in your eye

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big up yer chest

to acknowledge someone you know

ez icide how are you today yeah wicked mate big up yer chest bro

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Yeesh yah yer nudding no

1)Said when you don't believe a fucking word coming out of someone's mouth; 2)could be used when u think someone is bullshitting their way out of an arguement, 3)Said in a repetitious manner with other misc rambling "yeesh yah" words used to annoy the fuck out of people in a really high pitched annoying voice or if you have nothing better to say at the time.

1)Yeesh yah yer nuttin' no no I knows now no my son.
2)Yah Yeesh yah yer nudding no now i know now no by no, no doubt no your not!
3) YAH YAH YAH YEESH YAH.. yea yup now me buddy YAAAAAAH YEES ya yeah yesh! YEESH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YEESH!!!

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yer da sells sandwiches

Similar to: yer da sells avon

Yoshi/Jon a true genius has made a new Scottish-Discord Originated insult. If someone says this to you, lose all hope in life.

Oi ya eejit, yer da sells sandwiches