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A vegan hominid of peculiar origin, of the grass fed, essential-oil-infused variety. Frequently believes lavender oil is the cure to cancer.
Declares they value all people equally, and in saying so means that they'd like to kill everyone indiscriminately. Gathers in mass gatherings during a pandemic, declares everyone is capable of being cured of illness with the right "emotional enema", or the right essential oil. Peddles in pseudosciences like a fucking snake oil salesman. Usually Has an opinion on everything, but has never picked up a book in their life, unless it was to burn it.
Takes photo ops and marches with Literal NAZI's because they support the same people-killing ideology as the NAZI's, they've just rebranded it as "deeply emotional spirituality".
"That fucking yoga fascist is gathering a crowd outside my house again, looks like theyre here to burn crosses on my lawn, and meditate again"
Big Yoga is an adapted yoga program, developed by Yoga expert Meera Patricia Kerr, that makes Yoga accessible to anyone challenged by extra weight, stiffness, injury or neglect.
Big Yoga is for Every-Body!
Big Yoga is not your daughter's yoga!
Yoga done with the intent of producing camel toe for posting on social media.
Check out this reel, it's total camel yoga.
One of the cutest....calm heart person..
Kind hearted too...
Yoga has a personality that revolves around her goals and improving her situation. Captivating
She is a delightful person
you can't take your eyes off her.
Confident – She trusts her own abilities and knows that she has value.
You don't know about yoga Lakshmi ....
Touch with her and know about
When she goes through sessions of getting that throat stretched out wide.
Her neck was bulging while she was doing her daily throat yoga session
When you engage in so many multiple, sometimes crazy, positions during sex that your muscles have gotten a workout. You may even develop sex muscles from it.
Me: The sex was crazy good last night, but he had me wrapped up like a pretzel at times.
Them: What kind of position?
Me: Well in yoga it would the cow pose, or the sphinx pose. Maybe even child's pose.
Them : So you are telling me that you had sex yoga last night?
Me; I guess so!!!
"Yoga teacher more like yo-mama!"
1. Cause her voice is so nice to listen to
2. She has a yoga body
3. She teachers yoga!
Wow! Is that a yoga teacher, Ame????