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Bed Yoga

Sex.

Sometimes a nice session of bed yoga is just what ya need.

by basedmeant December 18, 2024


yoinked to abu dhabi and back in time for yoga

When you get absolutely destroyed in gaming

Every time I play first person shooters, I get yoinked to abu dhabi and back in time for yoga

by TheFatHairyGuy June 6, 2023


Jean Yoga

The stretches and positions you do when trying to quickly break-in a new or freshly washed pair of jeans to make them comfortable.

I pulled these jeans straight out of the dryer and forgot to do my jean yoga. Now they're riding up my crotch.

by BigJoeT December 4, 2010


mandingo yoga

The Type of Sport you need to do on a regular basis if you plan on having Sex with Mandingos black long snake to prevent him ripping your intestines apart.

"He is so big, i think i need to attend Mandingo Yoga classes from now on!"

by xXMandingoLover69Xx September 7, 2018


Yoga ball

Bean’s worst enemy. She had fallen off of it many a time.

No one:
Not a single soul:
Bean: DAMN YOU YOGA BALL

by brianjune November 23, 2019


Yoga Quack

Yoga Quack: 1. One who divorces so-called "yoga" from its factual Hindu roots. 2. One who charges money for Yoga. 3. One who puts their personal name on Yoga.

Example of a Yoga Quack: Mark's Yoga; Babu's Yoga $50 an hr.

by Real Yoga June 9, 2012


penis yoga

The act of stretching, twisting,bending, and slow breathing, with your penis.
Variations include: Slow penis yoga, hot penis yoga, and studio penis yoga

Anyone want to participate in the act of penis yoga today?

by strangest.things August 26, 2015