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The Yoinks

a washed yet unshowered retired video game player

"man remember when The Yoinks wasn't a bitch"

by The Yoinks November 17, 2023


Yoink lookin

when someone looks rather skrunkly, or like an absolute dumbass

look at this yoink lookin mf, hah

by y e e t y d e l i t y October 10, 2023


Yoinking My Doink

"Yoinking My Doink" is the phrase used to imply yanking on one's dick. Can be used interchangeably with "Yoinking My Boink".

Person A: Hey! How's it going?

Person B: Pretty great, you know, I won the lottery!

Person A: No way man, you've gotta be yoinking my doink.

by [\/] April 26, 2025


Yoinking my Schploink

The wacky way to describe jerking your meat.

Fred: Why didn't you come with us to the party?
Bob: I was too busy yoinking my schploink.

by Skipdawg3000 July 08, 2023


Yoinking the Hog

A term that refers to "jacking off" or masturbating. Yoinking refers to the actual action, while the hog refers to the penis and is a common way to refer to such.

Terry: So, what'd you do all weekend.
Peter: Ah, I was yoinking the hog.

by Idon'tknowanymore December 24, 2022