a washed yet unshowered retired video game player
"man remember when The Yoinks wasn't a bitch"
when someone looks rather skrunkly, or like an absolute dumbass
look at this yoink lookin mf, hah
"Yoinking My Doink" is the phrase used to imply yanking on one's dick. Can be used interchangeably with "Yoinking My Boink".
Person A: Hey! How's it going?
Person B: Pretty great, you know, I won the lottery!
Person A: No way man, you've gotta be yoinking my doink.
The wacky way to describe jerking your meat.
Fred: Why didn't you come with us to the party?
Bob: I was too busy yoinking my schploink.
A term that refers to "jacking off" or masturbating. Yoinking refers to the actual action, while the hog refers to the penis and is a common way to refer to such.
Terry: So, what'd you do all weekend.
Peter: Ah, I was yoinking the hog.