The process of zoning out while on a Zoom call or in a Zoom class.
"When I attend my three-hour finance lecture online, I end up zooming out by the end of it from boredom. I wish we still had classes in person to help me focus." - College Student
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A dolly zoom is aspecial effect on film where the camera lens zooms in, while the camera itself is pulled backward on a dolly. It creates a highly unsettling perspective shift that can be used to dramatic effect, for example in Hitchcock's Vertigo.
It's sweeps, and I've seen twenty dolly zooms this week alone. Stupid TV shows trying to be more dramatic...
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Exposing your dick on a Zoom conference call
I was tired of Karen's complaining, so I went ahead and whipped out the old Zoom Toobin
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when a person wants to leave a chatroom quickly
"im off like a prom dress.... *zooms*"
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A derogatory word towards generation Z; referring to a person who is of generation Z as inept, narcissistic, egotistical, ignorant, low self esteem, obnoxious, self absorbed, self victimized, and suffers from mental illnesses such as boarder-line personality disorder.
You hear that zoom head yap his/her trap?
The only life experience that zoom head has, is his/her phone.
I donβt trust zoom heads in the kitchen, as they donβt follow sanitary protocol, if any, like washing their hands thoroughly.
How many times do you need to repeat yourself to that zoom head, fire him/her.
That zoom head keeps showing up late, always on his/her phone, and moves slowly.
That zoom head struggles to identify with their own sexuality, let alone identity.
Be careful, if you lay it to that zoom head hard enough, he/she might end up committing suicide.
These zoom heads run out of so many ideas, they look back towards the 80s, and 90s.
When you have to take a shit during a zoom work meeting, any kind of zoom meeting, or a zoom class. It usually happens in most zoom meetings.
Me: (Just started a zoom class lecture) Ugh, I have to take a zoom shit for the millionth time like every other zoom class.
two men of heighten status of respect for one another where one engages in sexual intercourse with a hoe as one bro livestreams it over Zoom to avoid FOMO while he is stuck during the pandemic
Carter: This girl is DTF and is coming over tonight
Cole: Bro hell yeah you gotta let me know how it is
Carter: Dude we are Zoom Bros, I wouldn't let you miss out on this
*Carter sends the Zoom link*