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1 guy 1 cup

One of the more disturbing videos goes like this: A naked man is in his kitchen with a glass jar on the floor. He squats over it so the jar goes up his ass. When it finally disappears, it shatters inside his ass. He then calmly proceeds to pick the broken shards of glass out of his profusely bleeding ass instead of calling 911. He does this without making a sound the whole time until he gets up and walks away and probably realizes he will die of internal anal bleeding and screams.

While it should be named 1 guy 1 jar, most people refer to it by the cup referencing

Person 1 "Hey friend, let me show you this video called 1 guy 1 cup"

Person 2 "This better not involve eating shit"

Person 1 "No worries dog, lets watch it"

1:30 later

Person 2 "Ur fucked up dude"

Person 1 "lol"

by funkmonkey January 10, 2009

564πŸ‘ 129πŸ‘Ž


1 man 1 horse

A video that has a man getting a horse and shoving the horse's penis in the man's asshole. The man died the next day because the horse's dick was so long that it ripped the man's colon open.

Dude 1- Yo man, we should watch 1 man 1 horse
Dude 2- That's fucked up man, the guy died from that shit!

by hoopla_69 October 22, 2013

307πŸ‘ 72πŸ‘Ž


4-1-1

Funk dancing self defence

Alright here’s the 4-1-1 folks. Say some gangsters is dissin’ ya fly girl. You just give em one of these!!

by Lawsy86 March 11, 2020

2πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


+1

When someone accepts a person's friend invitation on facebook regardless if he/she even knows or likes the person, mainly accepting the invitation so it makes his/her friends list bigger.

+1 refers to the fact that it adds 1 more person to their friends list.

Guy 1 - Dude, Steve has so many friends on facebook! How is he so popular?!
Guy 2 - Most of them are +1s, out of the 300 friends he has he probably only knows 80 of them.

Or

Guy - "(insert name here) wants to add me? I don't really like him but what the hell +1 I suppose."

by hardaslada August 18, 2011

3πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


1 plus 1

A 1 plus 1 is a particularly easy girl. Can also be referred to as 'the village bicycle'.

Let's face it, there really isn't anything easier than 1+1 now is there?

Bob: "So, you think I should go out with Suzy?"
Steve: "Oh yeah, you'll totally get some that girl is a real 1 plus 1."

by Lochnivar November 14, 2009

5πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


3 to the 1 to the 1 to the 3

I like good pussy and I like good trees, Smoke so much weed you wouldn't believe and I get more ass than a toilet seat.

A line taken from the meme "You Reposted In The Wrong Neighborhood"

person: 3 to the 1 to the 1 to the 3, I met a bad bitch last night in the D's, let me tell you how I made her leave with me, conversation and a hennesy.

by Cwazzy February 27, 2017

149πŸ‘ 36πŸ‘Ž


1 man 1 jar

One of the most legendary shock videos on the internet. Probably don't watch it.

It starts with a naked guy walking up to a jar naked. He then sits on the jar and it goes up his ass. But then something goes wrong. It cracks. It cracks some more. Then it shatters. Blood starts pouring out of his ass. Buy this man does not make a single sound. And apparently he went to work an hour later.

Person 1: Have you seen 1 man 1 jar?
Person 2: Yes, unforunately

by Ultamik3y and his Honda Civic September 1, 2021

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