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Sea Shanty 2

A song from original Runescape. The best song in the entire universe.

You listen to Sea Shanty 2? You must be a god.

by 2zsl November 9, 2020


1, 2, Oatmeal

1, 2, Oatmeal is a song from german youtuber Mariofan888 Originally known as Eins, Zwei, Haferbrei (1, 2, Haferbrei) that got popular when it got over donated to SimpleFlips. It could also been spelled as One, Two, Oatmeal. The english translation is known to be really bad, to the point where its comedic. The recurring line, 1, 2, Oatmeal, makes more sense when you take that in German, 2 and Oatmeal rhyme Pronounced (eíns zweí ˈha:fɐbra͜i). It makes much more sense when its translated correctly, though.

Lyrics: in english.
1, 2, Oatmeal
Kirby is a pink guy
1, 2, Oatmeal
Because Kirby's very cute
1, 2, Oatmeal
Kirby is a pink guy
1, 2, Oatmeal
Because Kirby's very cute
Kirby Inhaled his enemies
And makes it later
Kirby's so happy this is something he can
Because he's such a pink guy
Kirby Inhaled his enemies
And makes it later
Kirby's so happy this is something he can
Because he's such a pink guy
Here comes Kirby Meta-Knight to protect
Because he's attacked by King Dedede
Meta-Knight sings his sword of Dedede defeat
What a triumph is that?
Here comes Kirby Meta-Knight to protect
Because he's attacked by King Dedede
Meta-Knight sings his sword of Dedede defeat
What a triumph is that?

1, 2, Oatmeal
Kirby is a pink guy
1, 2, Oatmeal

Because Kirby's very cute
1, 2, Oatmeal
Kirby is a pink guy
1, 2, Oatmeal
Because Kirby's very cute
Kirby Inhaled his enemies
And makes it later
Kirby's so happy this is something he can
Because he's such a pink guy
Kirby Inhaled his enemies
And makes it later
Kirby's so happy this is something he can
Because he's such a pink guy
Here comes Kirby Meta-Knight to protect

Because he's attacked by King Dedede
Meta-Knight sings his sword of Dedede defeat
What a triumph is that?
Here comes Kirby Meta-Knight to protect
Because he's attacked by King Dedede
Meta-Knight sings his sword of Dedede defeat
What a triumph is that?

by doubbleprower2 January 4, 2021


2 hippies in a headlock

A female with a lot of underarm hair.

Fuck me. That’s one hairy bitch is that. She looks to have 2 hippies in a headlock.

by Aitch73 May 8, 2018


2 incher dude

a guy that has a fucken small as dick but claims its big he also think he is the shit and he asks for nudes and when he is done with you he will block you

girl : he sent me a dick pic and its small

friend: oh damm
friend : sees him

friend: fucken 2 incher dude
girl : shhhh lol
friend : but he has a 2 incher dude

by skinnynipples February 24, 2020


Team Fortress 2

The game that has a small community keeping it alive but Valve doesn't give a shit about it

Team Fortress 2 Community: please release heavy update
Valve: no fuck you

by mspaulinglookshotiwannafuckher September 16, 2021


2 bi 4

Sex between 2 bisexual women and 4
Heterosexual men

Sara and Stacy never dreamed they would be in a 2 bi 4. Next thing you know there were four naked men.

by WordsmithTD December 6, 2018


Watch Dogs 2

Watch Dogs 2 is an open world action-adventure video game developed and published by Ubisoft. Marcus Holloway, an intelligent twenty-four year old hacker from Oakland, California, is punished for a crime he did not commit by the upgraded ctOS – ctOS 2.0 – which categorizes him as the suspect. Realizing the system covertly brings harm to the innocent citizens of San Francisco, he decides to work with the hacking group DedSec to take down the city's ctOS 2.0, and Blume, the company behind it. Co-op and hacking is fun and unique to the franchise. The parkour rivals many third-person open world games.

"Those assholes keep sniping me from on top the Golden Gate, I should have bought Gta 5 not Watch Dogs 2"

by Dr. T-meme February 24, 2017

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