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Has a weird love for turtles and is generally shy, but a funny person.
Joe: That "Jake" kid is always real quiet
Mama: He's real nice when you get to know him
A fuck who will beat his girlfriend and wife and who will masterbate on Skype and lies about every thing to his friends also a fake friend which hangs out with holograms.
Friend 1:Jake is an ashole
Friend 2: I know right I hate him he said he never masterbated but I saw him do it on Skype
ME: HI JAKE DAWSON BARNES
An ashole who will never be a good friend but a woman beater
Guy1 : what happened to that girl. guy2: Jake beat him up
jake is a fresh fly ass nigga, he think he know how to dress and spends money on the most weirdest clothes but he got that on, he’s money loaded & is based af. Jake is gangster as fuck and stays on Roblox dissing niggas and plays skate 3 till 4 am, He the biggest troll and is funny afffff!!!! Jake stay strapped even thru tha darkest nites
Girl: is that a Jakester
Me: yurp he got that on
Girl: yeah he’s so based….
Me: I’ll let him kno
Me: he said to hit him up on the roblox
OMG that’s Jake over there I heard he has a NOICE COK
The name of a badass handicapped marine who goes to space and becomes a tall strong blue alien. Then kicks the s*** out of a mining corporation.
Person1:did you hear what jake just did
Person2:no what
Person1:he beat a mining corporation
Person2: that’s really cool