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literally King Ghidorah lol or triple headed yellow electricity dragon thing
p1: is that monster 0
p2: no it's King Ghidorah
p3: you mean triple headed yellow electricity dragon thing
One of two alerts the sim city folks that send alerts to your phone about weather and disasters don't send you, the other being alerts about alien invasions.
Had people gotten the monster alert sooner, they might have had time to prepare instead of react.
Your phone doesnt send you one when a monster is near.
The monster's ankle monitor didnt set off a monster alert in their area.
A Mattress Monster is a fat and or butt ugly broad who likes rough and dirty sex and is likely to be infected with multiple varieties of crotch rot.
Dude 1: "Hey man, that broad's hot. I'd do her so hard her grandmother would cum!"
Dude 2: "Oh man! That's sick, you couldn't pay me to stick my dick in that fucking mattress monster. She looks like the love child of Roseanne Barr and Caitlyn Jenner!
that is showing to little black kids
look at those marmite monsters stealing a tv
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that shitty stinging stomach ache that hurts to walk around with
Sorry boys I just came down with the tummy monsters
American beverage made by putting methamphetamine in a Monster energy drink, giving the drink a pop rocks texture and a heavier buzz.
"Craig– you absolutely have to quit meth. You're gonna die!"
"It's just a Monster with ice, man. I need it to wake up in the morning."
"I know what a monster on the rocks is. You need Jesus"